Caleb vs. The Volcano
July 18th, 2009 by Kelly
Weren’t some of you just wondering what happened to Octomom and what kind of craziness she would pull to wrestle a little entertainment media attention away from MJ and the Gosselin’s? Well, it turns out the fastest way to get back into the news is to have your child eat a volcano.
Suleman’s 2 year old son Caleb was taken to the hospital this morning after ingesting the contents of his older brother’s volcano kit. Reports are that Caleb vomited up most of the chemicals from the kit (which is a different kind of volcano altogether).
Suleman called the paramedics– just to be on the safe side– then posed for souvenir photos at the request of one of the firemen that arrived. Classy.
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I really love the title of this. I don’t even know why, it’s just an awesome heading.
And I’m surprised that Octomom still has all her kids
I’m even MORE surprised that the firemen wanted photos of Octomom. Like, seriously? She won’t even be relevant in another month.
If social services doesn’t do something, those kids are going to start ingesting each other soon!
mmhh… that’s an amazing body if you take into account it has had fourteen children inside. Fuck that, that body looks better than mine and I’m childless. My self-esteem just dropped.
Will someone please send this lady some ladies’ blouses and not polo shirts. Polo shirts make any woman no matter their body type look horrible.
Even women professional golfers rarely wear them anymore.
Her body may be impressive considering she’s popped out a lot of children, but there isn’t much she can do that face…
there isn’t much she can so ABOUT that face. oops :P
Yeah, but what til you see what’s under that shirt. I bet your self-esteem would sky-rocket.
She’s also said that there’s the ghost of a child in her house. She says she can hear it faintly calling, “Mommy.”
I think she’s just hearing the kid she forgot in the backyard…
Jeez shes nasty.
Is it just me, or are her feet HUGE?
They are so disproportionate!
Holy hell you are right! Those things are enormous!
God damn, that face is busted to fuck…
I’m so tired of this stupid woman. The city’s resources, which are meant for ALL people and are being paid by TAX PAYERS, are going towards her stupid self and children because she had more than she could look out for. First she lost her kid and needed 911 to come over and help find him, now she need the paramedics to come save her probably poisoned kid. She’s just some mental psycho who needs help and is taking away resources from everyone else with her selfish dumb self.
Her face here is reminding me of the Cowardly Lion. She frightens me.