Paris Hilton Hated By Court Reporter

July 10th, 2009 by Wendie



Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton appeared in a Miami courtroom yesterday to testify in a civil lawsuit that was filed against her by the investors of the movie Pledge This.  They claim that Paris didn’t do enough to promote the pic — she was the executive producer even though she was unaware of what that meant – and are seeking $8M.

Didn’t the court reporter do a great rendering of our gal Paris?  More actual pics in the gallery of Paris working it in the court’s parking lot.


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22 Responses to “Paris Hilton Hated By Court Reporter”

  1. Think Straight says:

    Yes, a good portrait – almost a charicature. But he got the nose wrong – she has a long nose tip that hangs down more than this. At least she hasn’t gotten it cut off.

    This almost seems Michael Jackson-like: sign a contract, fail to fulfill the terms and then say that you didn’t understand it despite have lawyers and handlers galore.

    I wonder how much they’ll get? I wonder if wealth and fame will work their magic once again and she’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.

  2. Chuck says:

    No amount of surgery will get rid of those man-hands or horse-feet.

  3. Dee says:

    It’s way too flattering.. considering it’s missing the wonk!

  4. hoganbcmj says:

    A court reporter transcribes the proceedings, not draws the witness. It wouldn’t have been a “court reporter” who drew this. I’m a court reporter. There is no drawing involved in what we do.

  5. Steph says:

    Important question: Who wears pigtails to court? Or at all over the age of 8?

  6. ohcutemissa says:

    Isn’t she about 15 years too old to be wearing pig tails? Especially to court…

  7. marie says:

    she was the executive producer even though she was unaware of what that meant ? Are you kidding me she did not know the meaning of that, once again PLAYING STUPID to try to get out of it. Seems she did that when she told the judge she did not know she was not allowed to drive after her DWI. What an A$$

    • Hautie says:

      “Seems she did that when she told the judge she did not know she was not allowed to drive after her DWI.”

      Yea and that didn’t work out too well for her either.

      She spent those glorious weeks in the LA County jail for those lies and her refusal to follow rules… so maybe Florida will toss her in jail for perjury.

      Could we get that lucky??

  8. Sylvia says:

    She is trying to pass herself as an innocent LOL. What an idiot she is!!

  9. Shezzy says:

    Irrelevant- but I love her dress.

  10. Nora says:

    The 5 o’clock shadow is a nice touch.

  11. S says:

    WHO CARES lol I saw that movie… yes i was forced. and It was a piece of crap. I want that 1 hr 30 of my life back lol

  12. Deedee says:

    Paris Hilton would never refuse to promote something !
    Sorry but this lawsuit is just trying to get money out of her.

    She was a co-producer, so why aren’t the other producers getting sued????

    The movie just wasn’t very good, but that’s not due to her lack of promoting it.

  13. quirkygirlkitten says:

    yeah, i’m quite certain everyone in the courtroom hated her! LOL.

  14. Jinxy says:

    That is hysterically funny, courtroom artists have to have the ability to draw a likeness of the people involved, otherwise they would just have someone draw stick people, so either Paris looked more hideous than usual or the person so hated her that he made her look monstrous on purpose. I think the dirty sanchez was a stroke or artistic genius, and making her look more like Brooke Hogan was not lost on the hometown audience. Great humor, I’m sure the person had a blast doing that knowing it would be what went out on newswires. Kudos artist, kudos.

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  16. annie says:

    lol, the drawing makes her look a like a man!

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