Kara DioGuardi Gets Married

July 6th, 2009 by Wendie


 

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Kara DioGuardi, the American Idol fourth judge that no one understands the purpose of, got married this weekend in … Maine.

She married Michael McCuddy, a general contractor, this’ll never work and told People just a couple months ago about how, because he’s from Maine, he doesn’t like fancy things.  ”He’s from Maine.  He likes that earthy girl, just-out-of-the-shower look.”  So, in the spirit of all things unadorned, she wore a Vera Wang gown and $250,000 worth of Neil Lane diamonds.

No word on whether her co-judges attended, or whether Paula Abdul could have even located Maine on a map for that matter.

Let’s address the real question at hand:  Which will last longer — her marriage to a GC from Maine or her stint on AI?


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10 Responses to “Kara DioGuardi Gets Married”

  1. Reno says:

    Oh Wendie, the eternal pessimist….she has been with that guy for quite some time – they met in Maine where she has a home and spends most of her time.

  2. Wendie says:

    Yes … gasp! A whopping 18 months!

  3. Kevinisstupid says:

    Congratulations Kara DiaDeLosMuertos!

  4. samantha says:

    hey – MAINE RULES.

    • rachael says:

      yes it does! its the perfect place for a summer wedding, i would know i got married there too. but i dont recomend living there between november and april.

      and about guys like that, what guy wants a woman who spends $300$ a month on her physical maintanance? hair, nails, skin and workout? real men arent into high maintanance woman. A cute outfit and a little make up and a blow dryer will satisfy most guys.

      • Reno says:

        or so say an ugly chick who can’t afford to properly maintain her look, LOL!!!! Get a clue Rachael!

  5. tatertots says:

    What’s with her titties? I saw more lift in the balloons the old ladies on the Alzheimers Ward tried to blow up for the 4th of July wheelchair parade at the home last weekend.

  6. cookie says:

    May every Jack has his Jill.
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