Chris Brown’s Stupidity Never Ends
July 6th, 2009 by Wendie
Chris Brown dodged jail for beating up Rihanna. Instead of learning his lesson and trying to live a somewhat drama-free life, he spent Saturday night making out with Kanye West’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Amber Rose.
Don Juan Chris, 20, arrived at Sean Combs’ and Ashton Kutcher’s party with his Rihanna look-alike on his arm, but eventually ditched her in favor of a public make out session with Kanye’s 26-year-old woman. What, I beg of you, what is the appeal of this man boy?
Make no mistake about it, this will be resolved by Chris punching Kanye in the face and Kanye sending ALL-CAP EMAILS to Chris.
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY WOMAN?? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME?? YOU’RE PROBABLY JUST DOING IT TO BE CLOSER TO ME. I UNDERSTAND THAT… NEVER MIND. IT’S COOL.
I’m just going to pretend that Kanye actually said that. Then I won’t have to read what he actually does say.
Chris Brown is such a tool. And so is anybody who puts their tongue in his mouth…
$$$$$$$$ = Appeal.
Why do you always take shit from my website!
UR WEBSITE N YOUR STORIES ARE BS!!!! [THEY PROBALLY ARE JZT FREINDZ PEOPLE] BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEBSITEEEEE. N FUCKK THE HATERZZZ.
Because “just friends” always make out in clubs.
Why do stories about Kanye always bring illiterate caps-typers?
Abbi, it’s probably Kanye himself posing as “NINA” :P
chris brown continues to be popular with women because most women are able to look past anything, including violence against other women, to get a man who has fame and money. It doesn’t matter how repulsive a man is, he will stay be able attract plenty of women if he has money and or fame.
I don’t have any respect for either of those guys as musicians, but I’d damn sure love to scratch my nuts with that chia pet hairdo that fine ass bitch is sporting.
While I hate everything about the way you said what you said, I agree that she is hot and they suck.
Well then Azalea, I thank you, and both of my nuts thank you. Although only the left one actually commented, don’t feel bad, as the right one’s just kind of droopy today.
Amber Rose is a goddess.
I am a married woman and I will say that: she is one freaking SUPER GORGEOUS lady!
awesome face, killer lips! love love love her looks!
she needs to get herself a decent Bf and stop wasting her time with losers!
hummmm, who should she be dating??!!! any hot guys in mind?!
She reminds me of when my little sister cut all of her Barbie’s hair off and she was left with a really bad buzzcut. Amber is really pretty but that hair is brutal!
The hair is part of the appeal to me. It’s not a hairstyle I’ve ever liked on any other woman, but she rocks it. Like a hurricane.
I’d pay money to see these two punch each other out. Talentless people can beat each other up all day for all I care.
Frankly, I think Amber Rose could hands down beat both their asses, raw! This broad is fierce! If this Chris Brown business is true, by the time she’s done with him there will be nothing left but a burn mark on the carpet….
I think she’s totally fucking stunning, yeah I said fucking stunning! The face, the womanly curves and the f u attitute she carries around? Fab.U.Lus! Y’all need to check out her Twitter page.