Mel Gibson Is So, Uh, Generous

June 25th, 2009 by Wendie



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It’s a weird picture of Mel Gibson, but it’s not every day that you get to see a jackass on a horse.

In Touch has an article in their print edition — and a huge thanks to our friends at Celebitchy for reading it and sparing the general public the pain — that shares all the details of Mel Gibson’s “generosity” towards Oksana Grigorieva AKA the woman carrying his spawn.  In addition to diamonds and a car and a promise of a nanny, he pays her a $10,000 for a monthly allowance.  And you know what I say to that?  Big deal.  I mean, this chick is going to have to put up with Mel Gibson in some capacity for at least the next 18 years.  $10K can’t buy enough tranqs to make that pain go away.

Granted, Oksana has her own career and doesn’t need Mel’s millions.  She’s obviously with him for his great personality.  You know, right after I wrote that her music didn’t completely sound like dying cats she friend requested me on Facebook.  When I saw the request I was thinking, “Why does that name sound familiar?”  After a minute I figured it out and accepted.  And was so tempted to write on her wall, “Sugartits!  Thanks for the add!”


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10 Responses to “Mel Gibson Is So, Uh, Generous”

  1. Liv says:

    Lol. Sugartits.

  2. Chelle says:

    I was actually “Officer Sugartits” the Halloween after all that went down with him. My husband was a drunk, belligerent William Wallace in full kilt, facepaint and handcuffs.
    If only you had a shot like this one from the back and then we could have seen two horse’s asses.

  3. whatreally says:

    OH PLEASE! You can’t be SERIOUS when you say this gold digger has her own CAREER? I guess you mean sleeping her way up the monetary ladder???
    Her money comes from child support or some agreement from Dalton. And now Mel is the biggest idiot sugar daddy of them all…
    That excuse for a singing voice is not the means to build a career unless it is artificially inseminated with outside millions (like from Mel).. and even then, I don’t think she will succeed. Read the comments all over the net! Her voice IRRITATES!

  4. Lisa says:

    Wendie– you ALWAYS make me laugh. Thank you!! You are the best.

  5. Rachel says:

    I love that she Facebook friended you! You should totally throw her a baby shower now that you are bff’s and everything. ;)

  6. Wounded ears says:

    Dreadful woman, dreadful ’song’ and absolutely hideous voice!

  7. Caz2 says:

    You SO should have Wendie! Haha!

  8. Alzaetia says:

    Gifts and a monthly allowance from a man you’re dating… Sounds like prostitution to me. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just sayin’…

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