Just Because

June 24th, 2009 by Wendie



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Not really entertainment news, but I’m so maxed out on upskirts and irresponsible parents of eight or more.  Let’s talk about Burger King’s new ad campaign.

Blow job, “yearn for more,” piece of meat, seven-incher, “fill your desire” — seriously Burger King people, we get it.  It’s sexual, it’s taboo, it makes me want to go vegetarian (though I suspect that I am not its intended demographic).

Based on the existence of this ad alone, how long until we see Paris Hilton abandoning her favorite, the ironically named In-and Out, in lieu of BK?  After all, advertising can be very effective and this does highlight her greatest talent ever.


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32 Responses to “Just Because”

  1. Lia says:

    Just bcz of this ad I’d never buy this burger and I might stop being a BK client. The woman in the ad looks freaked out – grossssss!
    ~LIA~

  2. Anonymous says:

    Didn’t Paris already do an ad campaign for BK? I remember the comercial and it was kinda gross, IMO. Bleh. This ad is hilarious and ridiculous.

    • superchuckholly says:

      She did a couple gross ads for Carl’s Jr, that might be what you’re thinking of. But maybe she did both.

  3. dear abby says:

    what type of fuckery is this? this is gross….

  4. Dizz says:

    Bring back the Creepy King!

  5. Anonymous says:

    This is why I stopped eating at Hardees… absolutely disgusting commercials.

  6. becky says:

    Should of put a guy in the ad. would have been funny to see everyone freak out.

  7. medimary says:

    when did this become okay? I don’t want to see this shit.

    no wonder children are getting pregnant in their early teens.

  8. Sue says:

    They need to get a grip. I have kids that they are marketing to, and even tho they are not angels, they think this is over the top.

    Please tell me that this is a joke beet.

  9. Sue says:

    Funny, when you go to their website, you can only call “a number”. Probably full of numbskulls who read from a script to answer your objection to this (probably beef industry fueled) “objection” to their advertisement. Not to mention my previous comment that I have 20 year olds that think this is over the top. And my kids do eat meat.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I think it was carls jr that paris did ads for

  11. Shelly says:

    1. “This is why I stopped eating at Hardees… absolutely disgusting commercials.” You are a moron if you shop/eat somewhere solely based on their advertisements.

    2. “This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 at 8:24am” It is now 2:49 and no new posts. C’mon Wendie I’m at work and bored out of my fucking mind!

    • Sara says:

      Money talks. What better way to show a company that you don’t like the way they’re running their business than you stop giving them yours?

    • Anonymous says:

      I believe that is the entire concept of advertising– to get people to eat at their restaurant. just throwing that out there…

  12. MissLeeLoo says:

    ok, first the “i like square butts” song, now this? What do they have some sexually deprived wierdos working in marketing and advertising at BK? Seriously… this is food we’re talking about!

  13. Chuck says:

    The words “hot beef injection” come to mind after seeing this ad.

  14. Donkey Punch says:

    That isn’t mayo dripping from beneath the bun.

  15. Nora says:

    Uhhh…That looks DELICIOUS!!!

    It will go on my list of “things I’ll never eat but want to” along with:
    The Spicy Baconater and The Volcano Taco

    YUM!!

  16. Kelly says:

    Ah! I Love it!!!!

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