Finally! The News Everyone Expected And No One Cared About
June 24th, 2009 by Wendie
It would be fun to analyze the body language shown in this seven-day-old picture of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo if I wasn’t already aware of the fact that they just split. It seems like they’ve been doing that for the entire three years they’ve been dating, but now it’s official and confirmed by her publicist.
It was only three weeks ago that Vanessa was talking about the 10 carat diamond she wanted and reassuring everyone that her relationship with Lachey was on solid ground. I’m convinced that was what woke Nick up out of his three-year rebound haze.
How long until we see Nick with a Playmate of the Month perched on his lap?
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I feel compelled to say “aww :(” but I’m not commited to that sad face. its a rainy day and I’m trying to be nice….
Listen,.. nobody wants the other half of either of these G-wart carriers.
hm. I didn’t find this all that interesting either… do either of them actually DO anything anymore?
Man his head is huge!
Nick looks like reality tv whore “12 Pack” on estrogen.
bahahaha I think you hit the nail on the head
Good. I can’t stand Minnillo.
He has a serious case of gayface.
Who are these people!?
LOL.
that’s what i was thinking.
i think she’s the man and he’s the woman.
although he really does have a good singing voice.