Then again, I’m guessing they’re celebrity whackjobs like everyone else, so they’ll probably call the girls Hodge and Elwell.

They say that like it makes it acceptable. And ‘Elwell’ just makes me think of that white trash family in To Kill A Mockingbird.

And yeah, SJP looks way haggard now. It’s not even cute anymore.

Seriously.

She was so cute… in that girl next door way… in the beginning of SATC she still had those looks… and by the last couple of years she looked like this girl in the picture above.

Just haggard. And she isn’t even 45.

Does she smoke that much? I would have never guessed she would have aged this badly.

And she seems like a decent girl… hard worker… never seen her do a bad interview. But she has aged 10+ years in the last 5.

First there’s the fertility problems that are being remedied by a very high tech, risky “solution”.

Then there’s the “let’s have more kids to keep us together after Matthew’s very public affair” problem.
And then there’s the inconceivable (sorry about the pun) violation of two police officers (chiefs?) trying to hack into the surrogate’s phone, etc. to sell information to tabloids!

This adds up to a lot of unhappiness and strain added to Sarah and Matthew’s unsteady marriage. So she will be totally preoccupied with the babies and lawsuit and what will he be doing to assuage his manly ego in the meantime?

Hanging around changing diapers and talking to lawyers? Or out reassuring himself with other women that he’s an attractive man who can have the illusion of bachelorhood for a few hours a week, away from a wife who is busier and richer than he is.

I’m worried.