Miracles Happen. Really Bad Movies Happen Too.
June 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
Audrina Patridge, the artist formerly known as “Ceiling Eyes”, has a pilot deal in place with MTV. It’s another “reality show” that will document her personal and professional life. Basically it’s a single-size serving of The Hills.
There is only one upcoming project that sounds less fascinating than Audrina’s yet-to-be-titled show, and that is The Social Network — yep, apparently some yo-yo thought we wanted to watch a film that tells the story of how Facebook was born.
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Look closely – she totally has ceiling eyes in this pic!
I agree – I don’t think she ever really lost them!
Let’s talk about the heinousness that is that dress!
I am a dumbass and am jealous of pretty celebs. I am fugly and fat and have nothing going for me, except being a wannabe perez hilton. I’m starting to realize how lonely perez is though. Which means, I’m lonely too!!!!!
Who in the world would want to be Perez Hilton?
I mean seriously, have you looked at him? It’s a shame they didn’t kick the crap out of him, only clocked him. And frankly, he’s behaving like a little B*tch. Every man should know how to take a punch.
What fucking movie are you even talking about man?
I think it’s wonderful they are hiring the handicapped.
best comment ever.
who would watch this? seriously, it’s a bad idea and totally useless.
What are ceiling eyes?