This Little Piggy Said “Wee Wee Wee”

June 21st, 2009 by Kelly



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Pictures from today’s Bruno photocall in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany.

What scares me more than Sacha’s thong is the fact that the other two models don’t have one on.

As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it’s acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots.



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22 Responses to “This Little Piggy Said “Wee Wee Wee””

  1. ltc says:

    I don’t think they are pigs. I think they are showing skin colour.. and going agaisnt stereotyped penis size (the African American has a tiny one.. the Asian has the hugest.)…. or am I just reading into this too much?

    • hil says:

      no, i completely agree with you, i don’t see the pig thing at all. i do see the stereotype thing, and i also see a chick with knit boobs and a knit penis.

      • Rachel says:

        I also thought this and saw the girl with the extra bits! haha

        Also, are the black strips and such supposed to be their pubes? If so, does that mean Bruno/Sascha gets a landing strip waxed?

    • Sophie says:

      Of course you’re right. Dunno where pigs are meant to come from – it’s like saying that everyone wearing yellow is dressing up like a banana.

      • Caz2 says:

        Agreed; how does this have anything to do with pigs? He has nipples on his chest and a frigging belly button.

  2. Persistent Cat says:

    I’m entering my opinion in saying that Uggs are never acceptable, regardless of the situation, humour factor or colour.

    Itc above me has a good point.

  3. SNK says:

    His wife must have a helluva sense of humor…

  4. Johnny says:

    HA! The Asian dude has the biggest schlong and the black dude has a little Asian dingy. Great art direction here!

  5. Kelly says:

    Yeah, I didn’t see the pig or the funny in this.

    • Lindsay says:

      Kelly, I agree. This man is seems obnoxious at best.. =(

      • meg says:

        Yeah I haven’t found any of his crazy photo shoots/appearances to be funny at all. It’s just annoying. I don’t really get it…

    • jen says:

      lol lighten up this guy is GENIUS

      • yeayea says:

        Im totally not above dirty jokes or nude guys or anything but i just dont understand whats funny about this. Like seriously could you pleaseee explain what is funny? I mean yea they are in naked suits..that just doesnt make me laugh at all. Im so confused.

  6. jo says:

    This is not so funny.

  7. Peg Leg Meg says:

    I don’t think Kelly is calling the costumes pigs. I think the “wee wee wee” is in reference to the genitalia. (I tried using the “p” word the first time i sent my comment but it was too spammy, “p’s” are spammy)

    • ltc says:

      “As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it’s acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots.”

      i tried to use the p word a few times and it said i was being spammy too. that’s probably more often than not a good thing.

    • hil says:

      the photos are tagged “brunopigpenis”.

  8. Nathan says:

    Can you believe this grown man is walking round acting and wearing that shit someone shoot this fag

  9. Bella says:

    I SAW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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