Comments on: Paris Hilton’s Family Hated Doug as Much as I Did

By: Erin

Erin — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:37:52 +0000

Is it me, or is Paris looking more and more bird-like as time goes on? What’s the word for bird-like? You know, like ‘equine’ but for a bird.

By: mireee

mireee — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:28:28 +0000

“The break-up affected me in a good way.” What? Should we care about how the break-up affected Paris’ uncle?? Hello?

By: dee

dee — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:47:28 +0000

She always dumps them after they meet the parents.

By: Just Saying

Just Saying — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:47:50 +0000

Someone more shallow than Paris? Kay. Just waiting on the Sex Tape, dood!

By: Andi

Andi — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:37:59 +0000

They ought to take a few moments to reflect on Paris and her nonsense as well. They seemed to be a pretty good match as far as complexity goes.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 07:06:39 +0000

Haha… he has a website. It has rap porno music playing when you enter the site and the “about me” section starts by saying, “Doug started playing organized baseball at 4 years old.” Oh what a complex human being.