This Is What We Like to Call ‘Walleye Titts’
June 14th, 2009 by Kelly
Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and on-again off-again boyfriend Romain Chavent sunbathed in Miami this weekend.
Shauna has a textbook case of what I like to call Walleye Tits or Severe Sternum. This occurs when one’s implants wander so far off to the side that Sully Sullenburger could crash land U.S. Airways flight 1549 on the space in between your cleavage.
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It’s her lips that creep me out. They are so freaky odd looking.
she is soooo fake looking and plastic, she was so naturally pretty and then she turns herself into a freakin manniqin. GROSS! how can anyone think that looks good?
Eww… Her face, her tits. All of it. Just ewww….
and what do we call the botched plastic surgery on her nose, cheeks and lips?
I’m sure lots of Sully’s would like to land their flight 1549s on her landing strip.
*Sullys commenttooshort
Wait, do you call them Walleye because of the fish, like the tits are the bulging eyes of a fish?
Damn, people. She’s trying so hard for you to love her!
Eh, I think she’s pretty. But she needs to tone it down a bit.
That’s the thing about plastic surgery. It’s kind of hard to “tone it down” after the fact…
what is the name for when my real tits fall back into my armpits when I lay down on my back?
I don’t know, but I remember when I didn’t have to worry about the dog stepping on mine when I laid on the floor. :( Those were the days.
argh is that what happens?? mine are already going towards the sides but because they are naturally massive… dont wanna think of them in 10 years time or I might as well cry :(
SAME here :(
Just ask your Mom. If my mother would have told me that getting older included “getting hair where I never had it before, and losing hair where I always had it. I would have cried! Let alone what can happen to the girls. Just remember that the older you get “Bras are your friend” LOL
No worries for Frankin-Ho fiend.. at least the game warden leg tagged ID’ed IT in case of emergancy..
Empress of Lucite!
Wow, at least when I need to air my Tahoe out and I-95 is jammed with traffic I know where I can go.
I think her calloused kneecaps tell the real story.
Hahaha! Nice one, Wendie!
hahahahahaha… Wendie said it ALL!
So sorry but this woman is famous because?
She is interesting, because?
She is beyond gross with all the plastic surgery.
This bitch looks like a hot mess.
if you look at anything accept her big boobs you are GAY