What’s Going On Here?

June 13th, 2009 by Kelly



Lindsay Lohan Bag Shirt

I must not be very fashion forward, so I need you to tell me, please: Is that a top?

Lady Lohan partied at the Axe Lounge in Southampton, NY Friday night. Insert obligatory snarky line about drinking and cocaine use here. Lilo had to call in security to stop curious club-goers from repeatedly snapping pictures of her with their cell phones. In their defense, the club’s patrons reported that they were just trying to figure out why that skeleton was wearing an old lady’s handbag around its neck.


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26 Responses to “What’s Going On Here?”

  1. Merc says:

    Easy access, I guess…

  2. Anonymous says:

    i have to say.. i think she kinda looks better.. a bit more healthy.. like she gained a bit more weight.. but i dont approve of this outfit..

  3. effy says:

    she looks gorgeous no matter what she wears or how wasted she is. WHY?! damn.

  4. pixie says:

    Has anyone noticed how high Lilo’s bellybutton is? it’s nearly by her boobs. Wasn’t she hosting the party? Don’t get why she throws a fit when people turn up to gawk at her.

  5. erika says:

    She looks gross and sloppy.

  6. Ray says:

    If you think that her top looks bad you should check out her shoes.

    http://pixmix.us/hqviewer.php?file=en2ijlb4gmml7l9gy4i8.jpg

    Not even the drunkest, blindest and least tasteful stripper in the world would wear them.

    • tiger lily says:

      in that pic, her boobs don’t look quite a pendulous – agree with you bout the shoes

    • Alzaetia says:

      And if the drunk, blind, tasteless stripper did wear them she’d at least get a pedicure first!
      My toes often look like they need a pedicure. I have two kids that suck up my time and money. What the hell is this bitch’s excuse??

  7. Boo Boo says:

    I’ve seen other photos from her night at Axe and of course, you picked out the one where she looks the most wasted.

  8. eh says:

    yes, beet, you’re just not fashion forward. perhaps look at some fashion blogs for education.

  9. dolcevita says:

    “In their defense, the club’s patrons reported that they were just trying to figure out why that skeleton was wearing an old lady’s handbag around its neck.” hilarious!
    yes, those are some smelly hag feet, in need of a pedicure. unless, skank is the new black?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha. That’s funny. Kelly, you’re funny!

  11. Priscilla says:

    ya” are such lezzie haters! her hair is gorgeous!

  12. Jess says:

    apparently cut off tops are back,not that I’ll be wearing them

  13. Caz2 says:

    Crop Tops are this seasons must have, unfortunately.

  14. Anonymous says:

    She is absolutely repulsive and you all know it.
    Someone beg her not to kill the few remaining brain cells she has left.

    • Priscilla says:

      jealous much?

      • Just Saying says:

        Attention, much? Lindsay needs to sit her ass down somewhere and work on career goals. BTW, she has said repeatedly that she is NOT lesbian. That would have been the only thing I liked about her.

      • Anonymous says:

        Yes, I’m jealous. I’m jealous of someone who has no education, who has been to rehab at least three times, someone who has complete ass-clowns for parents…. and someone who pissed their entire career away and can’t get a real job. I’m especially jealous of the fact that her only claim to fame these days is for her fucked up relationship… she’s nothing but a paparazzi princess who gives us all something to laugh about.

  15. Melissa says:

    My eyes are inundated with a freckle explosion.

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