Comments on: I Think You Meant Her Vagina Is a Circus

By: Caz2

Caz2 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:06:09 +0000

Doug going into meltdown in 3…2…1….

By: mcbiscuit

mcbiscuit — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:19:10 +0000

RonAldo… just think of a Spanish RonAld McDonAld. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. RonAldo. One more time. RonAldo.

By: danielle

danielle — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:38:09 +0000

i sereausly forgot his name for some time, and douche was the only name that came to my mind haha thanks beet

By: dolcevita

dolcevita — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:28:51 +0000

Hi again. just wanted to say that i appreciate this forum, this blog, this news mecca, and i enjoy many posts…the snark, the humor, the info, the photos. But as for DR and PH, my attitude is this: anyone lame enough to fill Paris Hilton’s orifices gets what’s comin’, so why do the rest of us have to suffer their poor judgement? Basta!

By: jo

jo — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:28:17 +0000

I would’ve said Fraggle rock hair extensions and troweled on makeup, but if the 70% only covers Paris’s body and not the space occupied by it, I’d have to second here.

By: Jinxy

Jinxy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:45:54 +0000

The reality is if she does a homeless guy it will be someone on the same level, Doug is a wannabe, clingon, and Paris and her diseased cooch were the highlight of his life. He will never nab as big a name date again, he knows it and we know it, and since his dick has fallen off due to disease and warts, all any woman is going to get is that self entitlement he likes to toss around and his stellar personality with no ability to make a dime on his own.

Yeah, he’s a keeper.

By: Merc

Merc — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:21:26 +0000

It’s so stupid how guys try to redeem themselves after a breakup. Yeah, I’m expecting those statements, too, Kelly. It’s like, get over it! You broke up, let it go, and show some class. Don’t try to fight back with some unclever statement hoping it’ll increase your status. It won’t. Quite the contrary.

By: dolcevita

dolcevita — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:06:33 +0000

ahh, the voice of reason. thank you.

ps. “M-U-L-I-S-H-A”? really? L-O-S-E-R. please post about people we care about, not about the neighbors of uncles of friends of someone who was a contestant on The Apprentice, anyone who auditioned for or performed on American Idol, or anyone who appeared on Dancing With The Stars. Filling Paris Hilton’s orifices is not anything special to read/report about, ya know? Also, would be super super cool to not cover anyone named hayden, audrina, ashley, ashlee or lohan until they have done something worthwhile (or even noteworthy) in their young, young, young lives.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:59:33 +0000

haha..hang ten douche. way too cool for words.

By: Harriet Meadow

Harriet Meadow — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:32:26 +0000

I’m sick of him. Regarding those “statements like this” that you foresee in the future, can you do me a favor and NOT post them? Thanks.

By: Hannah

Hannah — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:15:08 +0000

It’s fitting, Ronaldo is also a whore… a far more expensive one than Paris Hilton, but still. He also probably goes down more quickly than she does, which is saying a lot!

By: adair

adair — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:45:09 +0000

I’m American & if it’s a joke I don’t get it either. Maybe a proof reader is needed?