Kendra Wilkinson Is A Huge Cow!

June 11th, 2009 by Wendie



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I’m not kidding you, folks!  This is Kendra Wilkinson’s picture that she has on her blog under a post titled, “Introducing my baby bump.” 

now that my news is out in the open, im so excited to introduce to u hanks and my little bundle of joy!!!!  i took this pic during a photo shoot in europe to send to hank since he missed me and my growing belly so much!  lololol.

now that my pregnancy isnt a secret anymore i can keep u guys updated with more pics as i get bigger and bigger ;)

hope youre all as excited as i am!!!!!!!!

Yeah, she better get “bigger and bigger” because right now she’s sporting a fetus the size of a paramecium.  Does she understand that this is what most people’s abdomen’s look like after gastric bypass and two years in a labor camp?

Personally, I’m just worried that this unborn child will never learn the importance of apostrophes when writing contractions.


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16 Responses to “Kendra Wilkinson Is A Huge Cow!”

  1. Melissa says:

    That is the first picture I’ve ever seen of her where her smile looks genuine. Any other time, her eyes look so dead and lifeless…

  2. Nichole says:

    Agreed! She does look genuinely happy here.

  3. Roofie says:

    I got this thread and the Chastity Bono one confused. My bad

  4. taryn says:

    It pains me to say it, but she looks adorable

  5. Anonymous says:

    when she wrote “lololol” I thought of her peculiar laugh.

  6. GrammaRian says:

    …as long as she still ends her ejaculations with an exclaimation…

  7. Persistent Cat says:

    There’s no excuse for an adult to write like that, especially one that’s about to be a parent. Even if she is a whore, it’s still not an excuse.

  8. Krys says:

    I’m sorry, I still think her eyes look dead and lifeless. Her smile looks fake and forced, and seriously, I don’t think she looks good here.

  9. Michelle says:

    I hate to admit, but this is adorable. She looks genuinely happy and excited to be a mommy.

  10. FornitSomeFornus says:

    Gotta be the first time I ever laughed about labor camp :D Good one!

  11. Grace says:

    I don’t know, my bump was that small for the first three months or so of my pregnancy (I’m a singing teacher, I have good abdominal muscles!), and remained fairly neat all the way through – it’s now that I’ve given birth that I have a saggy, stretch-marked belly!

  12. erin says:

    Thank God her child will be too adorable to worry about having to be smart.

  13. Alex says:

    Uhhh, pretty sure my stomach is flatter than that and I sure as hell haven’t had any surgery. It’s good genetics and age.
    She’s young.. All young famous mummys have decent bodies.
    Pluuus, she did just escape the mansion.

    And good for her, she looks happy.

  14. Hshnnn says:

    i hate that dress! she looks like a creamsicle.

  15. john says:

    Kendras head is to big for her body. She looks like a mismatch. Like someone stuck a big doll head on a small doll head body.

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