Carrie Prejean Dethroned!

June 10th, 2009 by Wendie



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Finally!  Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has been axed from her post.  Unfortunately, the biblical beauty didn’t get fired for making exclusionary comments against the LGBT community.  Turns out, she was just rude and lazy.

The official statement that Donald Trump just made, explains that it really had nothing to do with her religious convictions, just her inability to fulfill her duties:  “I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so.  Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision.”  The “Keith” that Trump mentions is Keith Lewis, head honcho of the company that produces the Miss California USA pageant.

I’m no corporate raider, but perhaps her termination also had something to do with nasty emails that she sent to pageant officials.  TMZ reports that Prejean had a lot of animosity toward the board that approved other appearances that she wanted to participate in.  “You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose [sic] the the [sic] things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice.”  Prejean has yet to learn a most valuable lesson:  When you’re acting like a biznacho, you don’t do it on tape and you don’t put it in writing.  Unless you have a job like mine, at which point all bets are off.

Well, well, well.  I guess another part of the way Carrie was raised was to act like a big, fat wench.  I’m so thrilled that she’s been dethroned.  I figure we won’t hear from her again — until the 2011 season of “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here,” that is.


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19 Responses to “Carrie Prejean Dethroned!”

  1. Eek says:

    So does this mean that I never have to hear about her ever again?

  2. Alzaetia says:

    I heard she did a weather segment for Fox News a couple of weeks ago. I think this is just freeing her up to go full time there.
    Of course, that’s an easy fix for me. Just don’t watch Fox News.

  3. abq_emt says:

    This is the best thing to happen in CA since Frisco Melts.

  4. mom of 17 says:

    Now she can feel the hate and exclusion she is endorsing towards others. Stupid useless bitch. She is the face of Prop 8.

  5. Persistent Cat says:

    Her face is so bizarre. I wonder if she looks normal or frightening in real life.

  6. Ray says:

    well she had fun while it lasted, and at least she got a pair of free boobs out of it.

  7. Jinxy says:

    Oh, believe this, she’s got a much bigger agenda than opening a new Ralph’s Grocery store, which is the kind of gigs Miss California’s do. She wants to be a right wing pundit, go on talk shows to promote her hate speak, and she’ll be the new Barbie Doll or the neo-cons. Just wait, she’s not going anywhere, Tits McGee has much bigger fish to fry. Look for her on the FOX News network in about a week. Gag. She’s a beast with fake tattah’s she suckered the pageant into buying.

    • Hautie says:

      I agree!

      Miss Carrie Prejean has another agenda… one that she could not get on with while being Miss California. And it will probably pay her lots of cash. But couldn’t get to it while legally tied to the whole Miss USA thing. Miss Carrie Prejean completely played ole Trump. Cause that idiot can never look past a new set of boobs.

      I bet Shana Moakler is p*ssed. It has always been her dream to parlay that whole Miss USA thing into cold hard cash… which she couldn’t do. Now she will have to watch this pinhead full fill her dream.

      I fully expect to hear from Shana in 3…. 2…. 1….

  8. pufinstuf says:

    Note to Carrie: when people are paying you and then you have to do what they tell you to do (pick and choose your activities) to keep the money coming- that’s not repression, it’s called a J-O-B.

  9. quirkygirlkitten says:

    hang on, people…. i smell a book deal.

  10. Scott says:

    OK now, all you republicans on your knees at rest stops, and all you preachers and youth pastors cornering some poor 12 year old boy – shout it out in unison:

    “HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  11. just me says:

    I see her touring with Sara Palin very soon! They should just love each other. Vile, nasty bitches.

  12. M says:

    Happy, happy, joy, joy, the fake titted bigot has left the building!

  13. Harley says:

    Ok when i scrolled down i swear it looked like Rosalie Hale!! Yes i no im just another Twilight fan but i still think that it looked like her
    =P Harley

  14. dOh says:

    Oh this is rich…… The new Miss California thinks marriage should be between a man and woman. PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Sam says:

    She has the right bent for Fox news, but even they won’t put up with a snotty lazy employee who thinks she can call the shots. She’s basically a selfish person who has no interest in anything but herself. She’s a nasty delusional mental case. I’m glad her repulsive personality was brought into the public light. Her face is frozen into a perpetual sneer.

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