Tila Tequila Striptease
June 6th, 2009 by KellyTila Tequila is a special kind of whore.
(SFW… I guess.)
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I spent the entire 3 minutes and 24 seconds laughing at her choice of PONY for her stripping music and going “What’s that on her face?”
HAHAHA me too.
nice body(minus the fake tits), and one of the most disgusting faces i have ever seen. i want to punch it.
that’s funny. lol!
This is pretty much the best comment ever written.
I spent the entire time, particularly the first 45 seconds wanting to slap her in the face. I’m a really laid-back person, yet she never fails in pissing me off and instilling a certain violence in myself.
Great body, but WTF was the point of this time suck? At least tape yourself in front of a curtain or something — this smacks of an 18 year old in her first apartment making a video for her boyfriend away at college. And she shows her age with that song.
If she’s not doing it for the fame.. then she really is just simply a whore, huh?
For some reason, she reminded me of Jennifer Lopez. I can’t figure if it is because of her cheekbones and the bangs, or if it is the lack of talent…
Holy God, I almost choked on cheese puffs when she started dancing, too. That made me laugh so hard, thank you.
She’s very delusional. :|
She’s so…………
G-R-O-S-S
Her body is so amazing! Holy Moses! But… Watching this made me feel embarrassed and dirty, lol. Why on earth did she make this vid?
OMFG. Several posts ago, I thought that there was no one else in this world that I couldn’t stand more than Megan Fox. I spoke too soon. Tila Tequila is the BANE of my asian existence.
Someone please, please, please shut this bitch up. MAKE THE ALIEN STOP.
Her laugh is so annoying and fake.
I don’t think she unzipped her jacket as smoothly as she wanted to, loos like it got a caught at the bottom haha
OMG… what a nasty, irritating and ignorant skank. Watching that vid totally grated my nerves.
i was shocked that she could move as well as she did. i would have bet money that she had two left feet. sadly, though, she’s a cleveland brown. sigh…
New goal in life: I want to be famous for being a whore.
what a whore!
She has a face of a 40 year old and a body like a teenage ladyboy. A ladyboy who spent a small fortune on breasticles…
Who is this Tequila characher
and why is she stripping?
What is she talking about
Who is spectacular?
I couldn’t help notice how close to the door she was perfoming
her apartment must be really tiny
Thank you I noticed the door handle as well, proper awkward!!
but she has got an amazing body.
I was hoping she’d hit her head on the door handle.
note to self: don’t touch any doorhandles in tila tequila’s house.
note to self: don’t touch ANYTHING in tila tequila’s house.
This video totally embolders me to try to actually do a striptease next time somebody wants me to. How could it get any worse than that…
embolder???
*embolden*
I’m not a fan of hers. But damn, I wish my stomach looked like that!
she needs to learn some more dance moves. the pelvic swivel got old FAST.
Pass the Purell…STAT…I think I got some kind of infection just watching her.
She looks like an Asian tranny with ridiculous implants.
this song is just a little ruined for me, now.
but anyway, what the hell was up with her mouth? i kept watching it whenever she would talk, and something just looked wrong. it was too orange or too sticky, i can’t place. but it was really distracting, and pretty gross.
also her hair looks trashy.
but damn, did you see her thighs?!
i didn’t know you could get herpes on your cheeks!
God! If her face looks like that, can you imagine her vagina?
disgusting shit
Dumbass hoe.
“…the least intelligent of all garden tools.” God, I love you! :D
“…the least intelligent of all garden tools.” God, I love you! :D
dgdgdg gdgggggfg d
how do i make my gravator show? :(
Butterface. SRSLY.
Looking like a Tranny Tila, and not a good Tranny, one of the mean drunk ones that streetwalk with a brown paper bag…
i couldnt even make it through the first 90 seconds. i felt so akward and embarrassed for her. some day she is going to be an old lady and may have children or grand children. she is going to be sooooo ashamed of herself. i think a lot of girls start out slutty in highschool and maybe into college because they just dont know any better but sooner or later they figure out that its just plain trashy and shows a complete lack of self respect and they look back on all the slutty stuff they did and feel really ashamed of it but at least its lost and gone, not plastered all over the internet for the rest of the world to look at for the next 30 years.
munchkin face
So what was the end result? Did she end up getting the dancing gig in Phuket Beach?
whats the name of this song ..agian.. totally drawing a blank?
look, i think she’s an idiot also but you’re all jealous haters. this was one for the spank bank and if you don’t agree you’re either jealous or gay, lol.
Tila is fucking hot u stupid fucks, and u are just all jaelous on her so STFU FUCKTARDS