John Mayer Doesn’t Realize Twilight Fans Run the Internet
June 6th, 2009 by KellyJohn Mayer once again took to Twitter to talk about a very broad, very important (to him) topic: things he doesn’t know anything about.
Twittered Mayer, “I’ve never seen Twilight. It seems as if there are 90 lead actors I don’t know in this film? Tug Tillis, Boan Joaner, Jared Vorak.”
Who the hell is Boan Joaner? I think Tug Tillis was a major league baseball pitcher in the 70’s?
Mayer had better watch out. In case he doesn’t know, the internet is basically run by Stephenie Meyer and her hordes of devotees, who will enact swift and painful vengeance upon all who cross them, as 4channers discovered in the XKCD comic below:
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Hilarious. You said their name though, its only a matter of time before they discover it.
Exactly what I was thinking.
jon mayer is a pretentious DOUCHE! he is soooo embarrasing.
I don’t get the comic strip. What’s the point?
Never mind, I’m slow. I get it.
LOL. That is very funny. And JM is probably one of these people who decide to hate something as soon as it becomes popular….
I couldn’t give two shits about John Mayer, but that Twilight movies is one of the most over rated pieces of garbage I’ve ever see. I’d say that after watching it I felt just about as gay as I would if ten guys came over my place and had their way with me.
Oh, and LOL @ Twitter. Dumbest internet fad ever.
Thank you so much for saying this.
That comic is HILARIOUS!!
i don’t get it.. why it’s funny?? and what? in order to watch a film he has to know the lead actors?? sounds the same the way girls watch films only if the lead male is good looking and i always have to remind them that it has nothing to do with how good the film is.. of course they tell me to shut up and that it matters.. but i tried..
Ahhh xkcd, always genius.
Best. Picture. Ever.
MOAR. :3
Fuck Twilight hasn’t anyone heard what Stephan King said about the book.
twilight was a horrible and boring movie.