Some crazy lady has come forthclaiming that Keanu Reeves fathered her four children during an on-again, off-again affair that was conducted during her teen and her married years.  And when I say “her four adult children” you should realize that I mean “her four children in their early twenties.”

Karen Sala, a 46 year-old Canadian acting as her own lawyer (more proof that she’s nuts), has filed a request with the court that Keanu Reeves provide a DNA sample because she believes that he is the father of at least one of her four children.

Let’s get the logical question out of the way:  Why would you wait until your kids ranged in age from 20-25 years old before filing for child support? 

This whack is seeking $150,000 a month retroactive to 1988 and, get this, $3M a month in spousal support. 

Sala claims that she briefly lived with Keanu in their teen years and that Reeves bought presents for her children over the years.  Other evidence she offers includes a handwriting sample and claims that celebs such as Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz have observed her with the star.

In stark contrast, Reeves claims that he has no idea who this woman is.

Who do you believe?  My money is on Reeves.  The economy makes people do desperate things.

A judge JUST sentenced Phil Spector to 19 years to life in the shooting death of Lana Clarkson. The decision is expected to be appealed.

I know we’ve got some Mandy lovers around here, so even though I’ve recently decided that listening to her is akin to chewing on tin foil, here is the audio of her new song, “Everblue.”  The new, mature me realizes that we don’t have to all like the same things and if chewing on tin foil makes you happy, you should have such joy in your life.  So, chew away!  enjoy!

If you’re looking for an unbiased review of this new release, click here.

Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered. No need to do anything productive. You can waste your entire day playing another one of those games where you have to find the movie titles in the painting. It’s here. These things are incredibly addictive. I’m probably out for the rest of the day until I finish mine. Enjoy!

Aspiring neurosurgeon Kavya Shivashankar can really spell.  After ousting eleven finalists at the Scripps National Spelling Bee, the 13-year-old was crowned the best spelling in the world under the age of fourteen.  More than just the title and a huge mother lode of a trophy, she also won $40,000 which should pay for about fifteen minutes of medical school.

Perseverance counts; In the past three years Shivashankar placed 10th, eighth, and fourth.  The word that ensured her win was Laodicean.  Eek.

I wasn’t going to mention this, but it’s time for a confession:  I don’t know why, but whenever I watch these national spelling bees, I cry.  I don’t know if it’s anxiety or awe that I feel, probably a mixture of both.  Of course my reaction might also be related to memories of my own elementary school spelling bee defeat in which the prize was a Tears for Fears album.

Billy Crystal appeared on the Tonight Show last night and sang a tribute to host Jay Leno on his second-to-last episode.  In a true example of history coming full circle, Crystal was Leno’s first Tonight Show guest 17 years ago.

Leno will be back on the air in the fall with a new show that airs during primetime — except in Boston.

The City “actress” Whitney Port on the streets of New York City wearing what can only be described as “What Every Girl Wore My Junior Year Of High School.”  What do you think?