Will.i.am Dresses Like a Confederate Soldier While Fergie Frightens Millions with Her Kneecaps at the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards
May 30th, 2009 by Kelly
It’s time again for another edition of Famous People and Their Hideous Expensive Clothing. Saturday night, a few music stars who are popular in Japan walked the red carpet at the Saitama Super Arena for the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards. Fergie glared at everyone from deep inside a swirly spiral of velvety blue ribbons of fabric while her BEP bandmate Will.i.am wore what looked like a Confederate soldier’s uniform and saluted photogs.
Pop punk group Green Day seemed to take the red carpet walk very seriously, facing backwards half the time and pretending to piss on the wall at one point.
Ciara (remember her?) was also in attendance, having just escaped from a 1980’s James Bond movie.
However, the real fashion star of the event was Katy Perry. In addition to the pelvic peacock number I wrote about earlier, Perry performed her song Hot N Cold while wearing a corset covered in sushi and sequins. It may have been her idea of paying homage to the country, but it’s the equivalent of a Japanese star coming here and performing in a dress covered in french fries and hamburgers.
Enjoy the gallery, but don’t stare too long at Fergie’s knees unless you’re wearing adequate eye protection.
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I am more disturbed by Fergie’s feet spilling out of those shoes. How does she manage walk in a pair of shoes that her feet are too wide and long for?
Huh?? Those knees look fine
Poor Fergie… her eyes look so dead. That’s what meth does to you kids! Just say no!
WTF is wrong with Fergie’s knees?
yeah sorry… i don’t get it either. Please explain the knee problem.
I LOVE Fergie!!! Leave her alone.
holy long title, batman.
Boa is from korea and is originally a korean singer, though she has released albums in japan and become popular in japan as well :)
love green day!
yeah, so does Wendie!
Women picking apart other women by focusing on minor imperfections…you ladies should be proud of yourselves. Way to stand together strong!!! Fergie looks great…beautiful as ever.
i don’t see any problem with her knees…but her face DOES indeed frighten me.
Fergie’s hair looks too flat.
I freaking love Green Day =D
HAHHAHAHA!
Grr… I wasn;t finished with my comment!
Hahahahha! “Frightens Millions with her Kneecaps”!!
LMAO
erm i think fergie eyes not dead, but a killer for me hoho