I Think I Saw God in Katy Perry’s Pelvis

May 30th, 2009 by Kelly



Katy Perry Pelvis Peacock

Or maybe it’s an irradiated peacock. I’m not sure. Its brilliance is so blinding I have to avert my eyes.

Perry’s Pontifical Pelvis Peacock appeared on the red carpet Saturday night at the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards.

Edit: This just in– the back of the dress! Holy tail feathers Batman, there’s a bird on her butt too!

Katy Perry's Butt at the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards


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15 Responses to “I Think I Saw God in Katy Perry’s Pelvis”

  1. af says:

    LMAO!
    Good one.

  2. Judy says:

    I love this dress. It looks really good on her.

  3. Mercedes says:

    It’s the long lost cousin of Noah’s dove.

  4. Kris says:

    I think this dress is by Manish Arora, the same guy who designed that carousel dress (which I LOVED btw) that Katy wore earlier (I forget when)

  5. Jessica says:

    It makes her hips look really awkward.

  6. allyouneedislove says:

    “Perry’s Pontifical Pelvis Peacock”
    LMAO
    alliteration always amuses

  7. vanity_girl says:

    The dress is by Manish Arora, one of the top Indian designers.

  8. niknak says:

    love the dress

  9. Nichole says:

    She’s still really cute. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

  10. Monica says:

    maybe she’s trying to say that she enjoys regular and anal sex

  11. angelfish says:

    This dress has soooo much potential, but it just kind of falls flat. Which is really unfortunate.

  12. catlass says:

    My eyes just hurt.

  13. plainwhiteenvelope says:

    Finally, a woman that openly admits to enjoy sitting on peaCOCK.

  14. Merle says:

    I think the dress is actually rather pretty. Although I personally would have made the dress white and the bird black. Would have made the dress less.. well.. blinding..

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