Jessica Biel Wishes She Was Whitney Houston
May 23rd, 2009 by Kelly
In her new movie, Easy Virtue (you can tell from the title alone that it’s going to be really deep and thought-provoking) Jessical Biel gets the chance to show off her pipes. No, I don’t mean her tits. That’s her other movie that just came out on the shelves of a Blockbuster near you. Easy Virtue is a completely different movie that doesn’t have any strippers or candlewax… at least I don’t think it does.
At any rate, Biel, who does a fair bit of singing in the new film, reveals that she got her start doing musical theater like Annie and The Sound of Music, and that when she was a kid, she “wanted to be Whitney Houston.”
Keep up the good work Jessica! You’re one cocaine habit and a few religious delusions away from living the dream!
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I keep seeing photos of her in this outfit/from this night. I just have to say I really like her look here. The pink lips look nice with the white dress, and the tiny black polka dots make it fun and playful without being too dark.
She has such a high opinion of herself, I wonder where that comes from? So average. Lucky but average and getting older fast.
Um, it’s a Noel Coward play.
Love how a gossip blogger hates on a film for not being deep or thought-provoking enough.
A gossip blogger can have the desire to watch films that are deep and thought-provoking you know.
i always thought she was pretty but seeing her in this pic she looks fifty and fake
Her monkey mouth is upside down.. ha ha ha and if she can climb off that I am too beautiful to trust with my enormously great talent ego mountain long enough to breathe the same earth-bound clogged air we all do, she’d get her agents to book her singing all over the place, even the TV morning shows.
Thank goodness she has a slammin’ body.
ya’ll are such fuckin haters! she is beautiful!she has a great bodl and the frosting on the cake, she gets to screw justing timberlake all night long! only thing wrong with her ass is that she is another jessica alba. whiney bitch!
you are so right
we’re all just jealous she gets to screw “justing” all night long
how dare that whiny bitch kelly spew her bitter resentment in an amusing fashion
‘Amusing’ clearly being subjective. ‘Bitter resentment,’ probably not.
Here’s Biel singing. Get ready for an unsurprisingly mediocre experience. It’s a lot of speak singing and chest voice singing. She hasn’t had much training. It’s kinda obvious. However, that being said, she’s much better than the likes of Nicole Kidman who keeps surprising me by getting cast in musicals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCWKzqfZr60
lips nose done