When The Universe Speaks To Me, I Must Answer…Right?
May 22nd, 2009 by Wendie
Guys, I seriously don’t know how I can resist this. It’s like God has sent a Priority Mail message directly to me. Tila Tequila is in Boston this weekend. That’s a lie, actually. She’s not in Boston, she’s in Quincy — an outlying suburb. I’m trying to determine if she’s worth the 45 minute drive and seven dollars worth of gas for me to go confront her. I’m feeling like I need to go to Marina Bay, the club she’s appearing at, and ask her why she’s doing paid appearances since being famous means nothing to her. I don’t know — what do you think?
If I go, I’m totally bringing my Flip so I can videotape this. Now, I must leave you so I can go research just how quickly I can have a t-shirt printed that reads “Dumbass hoe.” Oh, and I’m bringing an actual hoe and a hand mirror with me so I can explain the difference.
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Oh Wendie. You HAFTA go. Your wit and ya know… grasp on the English language versus her… um… tits and alcoholism? It just makes sense. Do for us, girl.
She’s a whore! It’s like asking if you ignored, the Kardashian family, would they go away? (in particular Kim K.) Yes, People know, who I am… I that doesn’t make somebody famous, it just makes you feel insulted, for thinking any of these people (the Paris’s the Perez’s the Tiffany (I love N.Y.) Pollard’s they’re all well known for being a bitch!
HA! Yes, lady, the universe IS speaking to you!
How fast can you get a t-shirt printed? As fast as you can get to Michael’s or JoAnn and buy iron-on letters!!
YESSS!
Do it for the universe! Do it for all the suffering we’ve gone through for her stupidity, and her delusional tv shows.
You owe us that much Wendie lol.
You have my support! :D Come onnnnnnn :D
Bring bail money – she’s crazy enough to start a fight!
AHAHA YESS!! The shirt would defiantly be a nice touch
Do it! Do it! Do it!
That would be sooooo awesome…
pretty pretty please do it!
I think you have to go. There is no way you could miss this opportunity. Then what kind of blogger would you be??
It’s a sign. You absolutely have to go. And film it. And come back to report the entire night to us. In detail.
You NEED to go! its fate that this is happening. plus wouldn’t it be fun to be part of a news story not just writing about them (cos you know she’d get angry and throw a hissy fit if u turned up)
Get a t-shirt printed with her rant!
My 2 cents? Do it, but don’t have a T-shirt made up. That’s veering from “this’ll be a fun confrontation” to “I’m a crazy obsessed lady.”
I have to vote for the t-shirt. Do you think she’ll even notice the spelling mistake?
AAAhahahaha!!! Do it!! I have never commented before but I got such a kick out of the whole twitter thing the other day- it cracked me up. This is a sign. Follow your instincts.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YOU MUST, MUST, MUST GO!!! If only to satisfy the faithful Beet readers who will definitely be on here Monday morning waiting for the video footage! I would pay money to stand back and watch this happening!
Omg, please do it Beet, pleeeeeease????
it wasn’t beet who posted this..
Ugh, I hate when people do this. Read who wrote the post before posting, dammit!
One more vote for “Do it!”
And if you’re going to do it, go big and wear the shirt.
yes WENDIE – I completely believe in signs. And you couldn’t have gotten a bigger one. You must go.
You.totally.have.to.go.
Can get a pack of Hanes white T-Shirts for about 5 bucks and have someone screenprint that phrase onto the shirt. Entire process of cleaning and printing only takes about 1 1/2 – 2 hours.
YES! Do it! It would be hilarious.
Quincy? That seems random, but then again it is only Tila so I wouldn’t expect much more. Truthfully the only thing I know about Quincy’s social scene is from when my grandmother from Stoughton took me there for miniature expos when I was a kid.
Anywhore, you HAVE TO GO!! Just don’t start choking her and tell people later it was to prove a point to not choke people.
As Ice Cube and Li’l Kim would say:
‘Do it, DO it, DO IT!’
I’ll be honest, tila tequila is not worth the time you took to write this post.. or the time all of your poor readers just wasted.
Agreed! She is so not worth it.
It’s not that Tila is worth our time, it’s that laughing at her totally is.
i agree, im sooo up for a good laugh, ooooh dear lord seriously man do it, il pay you the gas money
DOO IIIT!!!!
If I was more serious I’d say – don’t waste your time with such a lowlife BUTTTTT oh come onnn, rub it in her face! If I were in your shoes I’d do it a hundred times! Go kick ass, Wendie! We expect a full coverage on the whole thing later :)). If you do it well you’d be my idol 4EVAAA!!!!
~LIA~
Tila is the one who is a dumb ass hoe. What a skank!
Ah man! It’s totally worth it. It’s almost worth me driving the 4 hours to get to Boston to go with you!
wendie-
sometimes the universe sends us signals.
you simply MUST go. do it! let me live vicariously thru you!
you dumbass hoe!
that’s more than a little pathetic…you are going to waste hours of your life driving there and back, printing up a t-shirt and planning this mission. dont you have kids to look after? nobody cares if tila is smart, she’s hot. that’s the way of the world.
That’s why the world has BABYSITTERS. And t-shirts would be lonely without something printed on the front, preferably “Dumbass Hoe”. I say go for it Wendie, for all of us who would like the chance to call out the morons that get 5 seconds of the limelight and think they rule the world.
PLEASE DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
hahahahah that would be the funniest thing ever.
and this post just made my day, thank you wendie.
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
You dumbass hoe, DO IT!
It’s destinyyy Wends! :D
Do it, do it, do it!
But video-tape it, please, so we all can laugh a little bit too ;).
do it!! dooo ittt!!!!
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& I hate to be a debbie downer but she seems like she’d fight pretty durrty. like hair pullin & earrings torn out & what not. I’d definitely show up with a friend to pull her off your ears if things get bad.
DOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!
DO IT!
If you want a super fast shirt, get thee to a Wal*Mart or craft store and buy some iron-on letters… if you want one printed, try Cafe Press, they’re cheap, and hell, you could set it up so other fans of yours could proudly purchase their own DUMBASS HOE shirts. :)
Oh God, please do it!
Wendie, she doesn’t stand a chance! And please please please don’t you dare forget your Flip!
wow, you took her insult pretty seriously didn’t you? i think you need to let it go.
ok, but if you go don’t let her touch you… cooties and all.
Please, PLEASE go.
You’re really pathetic.
I laugh at you.
Why even bother coming here? Every post you make is an attack on the people making the blog posts. Grow up.
As a name, you use “No, you are ‘really pathetic’” – which makes you sound like 3…
and *I* need to grow up.
Please grow a brain.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you do this, I will start a bail fund. This is a message that
God loves you(and vicariously us) and wants you (and vicariously us!) to be happy.
AAMOF, if you go I will make you the shirt myself, and send it to you.
“that’s more than a little pathetic…you are going to waste hours of your life driving there and back, printing up a t-shirt and planning this mission. dont you have kids to look after? nobody cares if tila is smart, she’s hot. that’s the way of the world.”
NO ONE is alleging that Tila is hot. The issue is that she bitches and complains about the perils of being famous, and not having any privacy, when she does everything in her power to court that attention. And she isn’t hot. Her chin is so freakishly small, she looks toothless. She and Rumer Willis should get together and average out.
God is on your side. I say go, exchange words and make sure on the back of your shirt it has the website name for promotion, then call Beet with the details and where you hid the bail money and take pictures of her head when you go Sharon Osbourne on her.
Then you can gain a level of fame that you can not give a damn about too! Celebrities can’t get away with starting a fight with someone (i.e. Kid Rock at Waffle House) and celeb wanna-be’s shouldn’t either!
Oh Wendie, you would be my hero if you went!!!
Another one here waiting to read what happened! (as for the tshirt, well, handwrite it on a tshirt with a big fat permanent marker if you can’t manage to do the shirt printing!) Hurray for the dumbass hoe, I tells ya ;)
if you do it (and you really really should) maybe get the beet website put on the back as a advertising type vibe cause a crap load of people will be looking at the pics of you beating her with your hoe… oh yeas and DO IT! =]
Please go!! and please videotape the whole thing!
Does anyone really think this chick is hot? She is beyond fugly.
*delighted squee*
Holy shit, I know pretty much every comment says this, but, c’mon– you gotta go!
Just, yeah, don’t do the “Dumbass hoe” shirt thing…maybe one with her rant on it!
So she can know what you’re talking about.