Tila Tequila Called Me A “Dumbass Hoe”
May 20th, 2009 by Wendie
This is what happens when I’m left unattended too long.
I was on Twitter last night and I saw Tila Tequila whining about how she’s blocking anyone who asks her about Shot at Love. Okay, let’s be honest here — Tila Tequila doesn’t have over 127,000 followers because of the humanitarian work she does in war-torn Sierra Leone. People know her, and are interested in her (I guessssss…) because of the two seasons she did of Shot at Love. And because I was left unattended too long I decided to point out that seemingly obvious fact to her.
Tila responded by calling me a “Dumbass hoe.” If you aren’t familiar with that term, it means that I am the least intelligent of all garden tools. Apparently, she didn’t appreciate my perspective. Story. Of. My. Life.
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you are so funny, wendie.
“left unattended for too long”
bwwwaaaaaahaaaahaaaaaa
same thing happens to me!
Ahhh… Tila Tequila. Such a linguist.
Personally I’d be worried if she thought I was making sense.
you should really look up the meaning of linguist before using it like that.
i had to take a linguistics class, it’s hell and frankly does not much to do with how one uses a language.
amen sister!
actually i think she is a “cunning linguist” hahahahahahaha…..
HILARIOUS!
LOL! AWESOME , good one.
i was thinking more cullinigus-ist
this is hilarious* wendie you are AWESOME!
Hahaha yes!
Way to go Wendie, finally you stood up to stupidity once and for all of us. lol
Good job, keep it up lol
You were supposedly a fan there and she called you names! I don’t think she deserves to be famous anymore. Her 15 mins are over now and this poorly educated and not too well behaved “lady” needs to go.
~LIA~
hahaha
She doesn’t care about fame?? ooo really? Shes the biggest fame-whore there is! :’D
Did she all of a sudden reverse her life and language back to when she was a preteen? I love how when things don’t go this child’s way, she proceeds to call people names like a “dumbass hoe”
she does tend to revert back to immaturity pretty quickly. Did you see the SOL (lol I just realized ’shot of love’ & ’shit out of luck’ have the same acronyms) Season 2 after show where she completely flipped out on the girl who rejected her… she started crying, screaming and behaving like a complete idiot! I thought it was a joke at first but she was being DEAD serious. That’s when I lost the tiny shred of interest I had in Tila.
Not that I’m a big fan of Tila’s but I need to point out to things:
1. It’s called “A Shot AT Love” as opposed to “of” , so there goes the acronym fun.
2. Having the person you love reject you has been known to make people cry. Even scream, at times.
Two things, I needed to point out TWO things.
HAAAAAAAA!
* Wendie rules *
oh sweet victory…
I just love that SHE says that YOU “think life is all about being famous”.
LOL…I know…because you KNOW how relevant I think celebs are…
If she doesn’t care about fame, why would she agree to be on an MTV reality show called “A Shot at Love?” I mean, the ONLY reason why anyone would do this is to gain some fame and try to make their 15 mins last a little longer.
Awesome WTG, Tila!
Brilliant!
You get a gold star for your humanitarian work today Wendie!
Who she calling a hoe? Guess she was looking in the mirror when she typed that one. What a stupid bitch. All she is worried about is fame. Ugh.
Oh, Wendie.
I love you so.
HIGH FIVE WENDIE!!!
Wendie = Awesomeness
I think it’s weird that someone who claims that fame is not what they are after still tries very hard to get the papz attention by showing them her skimpy lingerie outfit right underneath her raincoat…
Tila, honey, get over it. Your 15 minutes of “fame” are up…like since 2008…
Go Wendie!
well if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black!
Truthfully, I knew of her long before the TV show I did not watch.
And I daresay that many others did as well.
The show only increased her visibility, it did not make her visible to begin with.
She was only famous for being trashy before MTV. If not, correct me with examples of her achievements before “Shot at Love” that don’t include her gratuitously showing skin.
BTW, I’m getting to like Wendie more than Sasha.. Will I be banned now?
I don’t use the “C Word” too often to describe women but I really want to in this case. As I recall she LOVED gaining fame as a Myspace whore which is the only reason she ever got a show in the first place.
She can’t sing (although she tried),act or dance, so what is she famous for? Without those fake boobs and a ton of makeup, she’d look like a 12 year old boy. She should be glad anyone cares to ask her ANYTHING besides how much she charges for a dirty sanchez. BRAVO WENDIE!
of come on, your with friends….look i’ll say it with you, k:
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT!
liberating, isn’t it?
*giggle*
HAHA – Wendie, you are so awesome! But I guess you have gotta stop sleeping around so much now. Especially with both men and women, and on national television. When Tila freaking Tequila calls YOU a hoe, then you know you have a problem. I, of course, am joking. Is she completely insane???
Great post ;)
Hahahhaha!!! Good one!!!
I really like how technology facilitates sub-celebrities’ need to pick fights with totally normal people. Oh, Internet.
Thanks to Joel McHale on The Soup, I will always remember her from her infamous quote, “A pig’s vagina!”
Apparently she wasn’t talking about herself. Shocking, I know.
Well played!
First of all:You nailed it,sister!!!
Second:Maybe she wants to give her live a new direction,because,you know,she’s “pregnant”
http://theybf.com/index.php/2009/05/19/twitterific-yung-joc-says-he-was-jokingtila-tequila-announces-shes-pregnantby-ray-j/
LOL at “the least intelligent of all the garden tools.”
Wendie, thank you so much! That’s the best laugh I’ve had in two or three days.
Dearest wendie…
ive always harbored somewhat hostile feelings towards you to say the least, but i just want you to know, that this, this has gained you more credibility in my eyes. for once i really identified with you, about your perspective being misunderstood/unappreciated. i feel as though this is my main problem in life and im unsure how to resolve it.
It’s okay. We often resent qualities in others that we actually possess ourselves. For example, I can’t put an outfit together. It’s why I hate Mischa Barton.
Lmao at the Misha Barton comment!
hahahahahahah
hahaha you’re the best
haha! unintelligent garden tool. you crack me up.
“the least intelligent of all the garden tools.” was definitely the best line in the post. heehee.
but..
tila was famous before a shot at love AND myspace. she did a lot of modeling and was really well known… in hawaii anyway, i can’t speak for the rest of the united state. :p
LOL! I love it, Wendie!! Best. Post. Ever.
‘Whomever’. LOL.
btw… who is Tila Tequila?
I remember reading some blog entries by Jeffree Star where he pretty much detailed how big of a skank she truly is, they were a pretty hilarious read, I don’t know if they are still around on the net somewhere but he panned her pretty damn hard and left a mark lol.
She is beyond fugly.
You are freakin’ hilarious, Wendy :)
lmao!!!
wendie…you fuggin’ rock!
is that really a pic of you. somehow i always thought you were an overweight, librarian type with bifocles. lol!
my image of you is blown, damn.
but, you are cute AND mean….so, we’re like sisters! *hugs*
you should frame that fuggin’ thread, seriously.
lol…you got called a ‘dumbass hoe’ by ‘THE QUEEN OF DUMBASS HOES’
damn, it’s like you’ve been knighted or something.
wear that with pride, girl.
whoa!
Haha, Tila Tequila is the epitome of CLASS!
Wendie, my evil twin and I worship you.
Did u hear about her pregnancy rumors… i bet she doesnt know the father…maybe we’ll see her on Maury
Read this everyone!!! Tila is a bitch! LOL
http://globalgrind.com/content/875086/Tila-Tequila-Called-Me-A-Dumbass-Hoe/
LOL you guys tricked me, now my identity is revealed LOL!! Yeah, now Tila knows I hate her guts! xoxox
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/06/tila-tequila-is-absolutely-pathetic/
She wish she was a stripper!!! LOL Maybe she was.
OPEUM is a cock
Hahaha she out of all people has the nerve to call someone a hoe? wow, im wondering if she has any mirrors in her house? lmao