The (Kind Of) Happy Couple!

May 20th, 2009 by Wendie



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Brad and Angelina showed up arm and arm on the Cannes red carpet at the Inglourious Basterds premiere.  Brad looked appropriately doting and Angelina looked like she finally reached an appropriate body weight.  She wore a dress that wasn’t black and though she still hasn’t ventured out of the neutrals, it was cut to her nether regions which certainly helped her cause.

All in all, they look très glam if not overjoyed to be with one another.


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28 Responses to “The (Kind Of) Happy Couple!”

  1. hmm says:

    I love her shoes!!

  2. rayn says:

    they do not look happy… but her dress is amazing*

  3. Sigh... says:

    My gah, she’s such a bitch. Look at that flat ass stomach. Whore. Regardless, that dress is lovely. I want a dress like that … and a doctor that cuts and sucks like that.

  4. kris says:

    IMO she looks about 40 (and she is not! That’s why I have a problem) I dunno what’s up with her nowadays, but if she is going for that effortless look it’s not working.

  5. suz says:

    In that picture she looks just like Abby Elliot from Saturday Night Live when they did the Madonna and Angelina Jolie skit with Weekend Update a while back….”I could always use another baby..” Funny shit!

  6. dd says:

    Is it just me or does the shape of her head look really strange?

  7. arp arp says:

    WOW. Not the most flattering pic of her…

    • Hautie says:

      I tend to agree… she looks old & tired.

      Normally she looks flawless… even if she is skinny as hell. Here she just looks rough. Even her hair looks bad. Very odd for her. Time for a vacation and a couple of sandwiches.

      The lipstick and dress clash way too much. The dress is lovely but just does nothing for me on her. Maybe if she had a slight bit of a tan maybe it would not be washing her out as bad.

      • mimi in mo says:

        I agree too. I’m not an Angelina fan but have to admit I think she usually looks flawless. But I don’t think she looks that great here. Understandable so, she does have 17 kids but I’m just saying.

  8. ddelux says:

    Appropriate body weight? She’s a total bobblehead.

    • hotmilfchocolate says:

      not for nothin’…but she’s always been teensy-tiny.

      remember hackers? she’s a bony chick with a lil’ t & a.

      at least her lips can compensate. lol

      :-)

  9. Kathleen says:

    Lipstick is sever…she look pregnant to me.

  10. Khy says:

    hmm anyone with that many kids would look rough, so I don’t blame her.

  11. carol says:

    in what world is that a normal body weight? talk about giant head!

  12. just me says:

    LOADS of pics on other sites where they look extremely happy. You got some bad pictures!

  13. mcbiscuit says:

    I can’t see her. All I can see is Brad Pitt with some blurry lollipop thing obscuring my view of his gorgeous right shoulder.

  14. sharon says:

    Wonder who’s husband she’s trying to steal now whith those toothpicks of hers!!!!!

  15. Sandra says:

    Has anyone noticed how Brad has a robot like movement, you got to like program him to do a pose, wonder who’s programming him, wonder if the batteries are in his baby factory’s purse.

  16. XYZ says:

    How long this BRANGELINA scam will go on?

  17. Priscilla says:

    Booooooooo

  18. BEEBOP says:

    THEY LOOK WAXY

  19. Pissed off @ evilbeet says:

    This is the last time i am posting on this site cause you never show my comments!!!!!!!!!

  20. mcswa says:

    Jolie’s starting to look unusual as she ages…not aging well.

  21. abq_emt says:

    Wow, she’s looking pretty rough: sort of personifying the ‘ridden hard and put away wet’ saying.

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