Comments on: Jessica Biel Just Wants A Chance

By: hotmilfchocolate

hotmilfchocolate — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:51:29 +0000

*anti-depressant meds*

lol

By: hotmilfchocolate

hotmilfchocolate — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:50:33 +0000

*prepare for a pms fueled rant, folks*

this bitch need to up the dosage on her anti-meds!

are you fuggin kidding me…?!?!

“so I can pick and choose what I want? No. I just want an opportunity.”

note to jessica boring:

a small list of actresses who can pick & choose which projects the want:

meryl streep
halle berry
nicole kidman
julia roberts
sandra bullock (uh, yeah…homegirl PRODUCES her own shit, k)
cameron diaz

they are privileged to so because…now listen closely, cause this is important…

THEY-MAKE-HUGE-BOX-OFFICE + THEY-PRODUCE-ALOT-OF-THEIR-WON-SHIT!!!

manly, it’s because their films make alot of dough for the studios.

you are a ‘SUPPORTING ACTRESS’.

get over it!

there is nothing wrong with it.

the are actors living & working in l.a. for years doing only commercial, bit parts, videos, etc. but they are working & making a living. most will NEVER be famous.

but, i get why your so bummed…let’s see…you’ve been in:

a successful tv series
an action film
a comedy
a horror flick
an ‘indie’

and several other films.

you have fame, a hot “i use that term loosely’ boyfriend & money.

but since, you are so miserable…hopefully…and i only say this for your sake since you’re so UN-FUCKING-GRATEFUL…

1-your accountant cleans runs off with every dime of yours
2-justin dumps you & moves on to his darkmeat fantasy (ciara)
3-you are serving someone coffee in fuckin’ denny’s by xmas

no one likes and ungrateful crybaby.

puta.

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:58:27 +0000

Maybe it is her completely plastic nose or fake lips. Perhaps it her ridiculous man arms.

By: dd

dd — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:57:31 +0000

She’s just too plain jane looking for me. I really can’t get over her on 7th heaven

By: C'line

C'line — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:59:57 +0000

Ohhhh Jessica…cry me a riverrr…..

By: ADru

ADru — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:50:35 +0000

She’ll always just be the sister on seventh heaven, anyways. Borrriingg.

By: arianna

arianna — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:59:11 +0000

WORD everyone, word.
i mean, if i recall correctly, HALLE BERRY has an oscar under her belt and she’s much more gorgeous than this bitch could ever dream of being.

By: Tlyon

Tlyon — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:19:51 +0000

I don’t get it either. I am not sure why, but she makes me want to slap her. I think I said in an early post that she reminds me of Kelly McGillis. Never got that either.

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:46:29 +0000

Jessica, you idiot–complaints like this only work for genuinely beautiful, genuinely talented women, not marginally attractive B-movie actresses.

You know, like Vivien Leigh. For some time she had difficulty being taken seriously as a real actress because she was so stunningly beautiful. But you know, she was Scarlett O’ Hara, and you are…uh…well, I can’t think of any parts that you’ve played. That probably means something.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:31:26 +0000

I think it’s less that she’s beautiful and more that people want to gouge their eyes out after watching 5 minutes of her on screen.

By: ddelux

ddelux — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:18:09 +0000

Completely agree with everyone. Jessica Biel is the most untalented actress in Hollywood. And she has a shaved-down nose that looks like the result of too much blow and rhinoplasty. And her lips are ridiculous.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:03:03 +0000

I dunno, I mean she was pretty awesome in Summer Catch!