Lauren Conrad Still Has a Book Deal and I Still Don’t

May 18th, 2009 by Evil Beet
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To check out an excerpt from Lauren’s fascinating and brilliant first novel, l.a. candy, which she definitely wrote all by herself, click here.


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12 Responses to “Lauren Conrad Still Has a Book Deal and I Still Don’t”

  1. taylor says:

    oh god. reading that was really, really painful. also, her name is bigger than the title of the book on the cover. wow.

  2. qwerty says:

    oouf
    i love this girl, i really do
    watching the hills is also really cool
    but that book … suuuucks so much
    braden ? really
    and how come her love interest is descripted as spencer ??

  3. elli says:

    thanks beet, that was really cruel. i only read one paragraph and my iq is now about as low as a white bread’s iq.

  4. jen says:

    yes..im sure she had time to write a book..right

  5. baeduxai says:

    oh god that was boring O-o.

  6. Fatema says:

    Oh god that was terrible…

  7. Priscilla says:

    maybe i’ll take 2 min out of my life to read a few sentences when i see it at the $1 bin at the dollar general. or maybe not….

  8. Red Beard says:

    It was truly terrible. I don’t know WHO wrote it, but I feel my brain bleeding!

  9. Kristy says:

    Ugh. I had aspirations to write my own novel and have been in school for six years to get my MFA in Creative Writing, but the fact that this will be published just crushed my dreams. I’m hanging it up and becoming a stripper.

  10. Coco_chic says:

    This book really doesn’t need to be all that bad.After all,it’s not aspiring to be an edgy classic.It’s supposed to be a flirty,fun summer read and nothing more.If it fails at doing that and turns out just plain stupid,than it really IS a bad book.

  11. MeMyselfandI says:

    I swear on my life that Lauren did not write this book herself. My co-worker’s friend is a ghostwriter who wrote 36 of the new Nancy Drew books. Lauren came to HarperCollins Publishing Company with the idea for this book. HarperCollins set out for a ghostwriter to write the book. My co-worker’s friend was the one chosen. Lauren did nothing but pitch the idea for this book.

  12. MeMyselfandI says:

    I still love her on The Hills though! But she’s supposedly really dumb and really mean in real life. What celebrity, more than likely, isn’t though?

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