Eva and Tony Sure “Cannes” Kiss!
May 16th, 2009 by Evil Beet
OMG you guys did you see what I did there? With that headline? Because Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are at Cannes and they’re kissing? Jesus Christ I am so unbelievably funny.
OK really though if this headline prevents just one of you from pronouncing “Cannes” with an ’s’ sound this week, it will all be worth it.
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i love how this has been up all day and there isn’t one comment on it. all i’ve heard is that eva longoria is the worst uptight nightmare in bed, that she makes that chick that uses a day planner for sex, Elizabeth hasselback, look like the town floozie.
the reports from eva’s ex-boyfriends were that she would complain about everything sexual. ladies you don’t have to do a whole lot, but if you want to keep your man, give him sex, and sex the way he wants it to some degree. tony parker must be like “what did i do to myself? i’m an nba star, and if i leave this cold fish i lose half of what i’ve earned?”
LOL, Beet, well done on your manipulatively punning ways!
beet…
creating a witty, hilarious headline is one thing…
clearly spelling out to your readers how “unbelievably funny” you are in regards to said headline is NOT cool…and waaaaay self indulgent
take a page from wendie’s book…write awesome headlines and allow us to decide how “unbelievably funny” they are…
and for the record…”cannes” being used in place of “can”, i think my mom used that joke 5 years ago…
Um, I’m pretty sure Beet was being self-deprecating.
This is the first time I’ve been back here commenting for a bit, I feel this place has changed a lot, and not for the better :/
I always find it funny how people who aren’t native French speakers complain about the pronunciation of that city. Then when just about anything else French comes up, say Paris, they pronounce it in a very un-French way. Just an observation from a kid who went to a French school.