Caption This

May 15th, 2009 by Wendie



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Jennifer Aniston, frightening a small child on the New York City set of her movie The Baster.  I bet you five dollars she was saying something like, “Hiya honey!  Wanna hear the story of my husband Brad and how he left me?  He was so uncool!”


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33 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. carol says:

    nah. not funny.

  2. pebobryson says:

    Sh’s got Laura Bush eyes………

  3. Reno says:

    Wendie, the tone of this site is sarcastic…one of the many reason I keep coming back to it; however, you gotta save the rudeness for the ones who actually deserve it. Jen is one of the good ones. EB would never trash Jen….unless it was in regard to the losers she dates!

  4. CS says:

    BA HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was hysterical. I love you Wendie!!

  5. Grace says:

    LOL! Very scary – but are you sure she wasn’t trying to tell the child about how everything is so totally great between her and Brad and she really has completely moved on, honest, and why does everyone keep bringing it up?

  6. shz says:

    right on with the ‘hiya!’

  7. anar says:

    If you had stopped at the word Honey! it would have been funny.

  8. Bernstein says:

    I predict that she will awaken one morning alone, without children, and wonder if all those movies she did were worth losing her husband over, and all the money and fame in the world doesn’t gives you hugs and kisses in the morning and makes you feel like you truly did something in your life that really mattered. Children are the greatest blessing, so is living with someone who truly loves you. She continues to chase fame…how sad.

    • Mercedes says:

      What’s sad is that you have no life and seek children to complete you.

    • wpolochick says:

      “wonder if all those movies she did were worth losing her husband over”. Ah yes, so she should’ve had to put her career on hold to have children, while the man in the relationship wouldn’t have had to sacrifice anything.

    • Laurie says:

      This is such a stupid post. You don’t need to have kids to make your life complete. Thinking that her career is what split her and Brad up is idiotic. I’m sure you have the authority to say that what she’s done in her life doesn’t matter at all.

      Has anyone seen The Office and Michael talks about having kids so that he’d have friends? That is what you remind me of.

      I think what really matters here is that we are all fortunate enough we don’t know you personally.

  9. FornitSomeFornus says:

    LOL This picture reminds me of a scene in “The Lost Boys” when the head vampire makes that exact same face! Only he’s less scary.

  10. charu says:

    @ the expense of sounding pathetic, i wanna say i still like her.

  11. hyattriot says:

    HAHAHAHA! I love it! She needs to move on

  12. livia says:

    Trashing Jen is getting old.

  13. Lilo45 says:

    Trashing Jen is never gonna get old!

  14. Sandra says:

    Oh dear. Her face is starting to look like Kirstie Allie’s.

  15. DarkEmpress says:

    Fast forward 5yrs to Jen tracking Knox down in the park. “…and that is how your mommy wrecked my marriage”

  16. u r stupid says:

    fkc u wendie

    that’s so old u dumb slut come up with better posts

  17. fionamclaughlin says:

    even making goofy faces at a child she looks pretty =] wendy you’re envious you never had a chance with the pittster…

  18. Sara says:

    ” I’m gonna poke your little fucking eyes out.”

  19. carol says:

    i also think its pretty sexist to put jenifer as the “desperate ex wife who never gets over her ex husband”…yeah. that is so clever, cute, funny… i bet you wouldnt say it if it was jen who left brad for another guy, huh?

    • Grace says:

      I think it’s more to do with how they’ve behaved and what they’ve said in the years since the breakup than with who left whom, Carol.

  20. ur mom says:

    “i’ll get u, my pretty!”

  21. Jacq says:

    I’M GONNA EAT-CHOO!!!!

  22. JustMe says:

    I love Jen. No matter how much hate posts I see, IMO she’s a great human being. It’s not her who’s bringing the subject up all the time. It’s people like you. And then you rag on her for not getting over it.

  23. Dee Cee says:

    Hey kid you know what happens when you eat a lot of garlic bread and drink beer.. ? Better move away as you are down wind..hahahaha

  24. Anonymous says:

    The caption should be:
    “Hiya honey want to be my new husband”

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