Comments on: Tobey Maguire & Wife Welcome Baby Boy

By: Scrubby

Scrubby — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:29:37 +0000

Wife is fuckking ugly. Toby is gay and a skankoid. First kid is THE UGLIEST KID ON THE PLANET. I bet this kid is the SECONDEST UGLIEST KID ON THE PLANET.

By: Peter

Peter — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:27:55 +0000

Are they brother and sister? It is just my opinion, but they look very similar to one another.

By: Manda

Manda — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:15:44 +0000

She’s pretty but also quite plain. Maybe they really love each other?

By: Coral

Coral — Mon, 11 May 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Rufus Honeypie Maguire?
Macintosh Darling Maguire?
If his sister has to have an abnormal middle name, I hope he gets one too. Fair is fair.

By: theotherme

theotherme — Sun, 10 May 2009 22:57:06 +0000

Good point. They are both icky.

By: Krz

Krz — Sun, 10 May 2009 22:23:13 +0000

Kelly, you are one of the funniest writers I’ve ever had the privilege to read.

By: SNK

SNK — Sun, 10 May 2009 20:18:09 +0000

Didn’t I read somewhere this asshole was “above” signing autographs?

By: Melady

Melady — Sun, 10 May 2009 18:35:57 +0000

Toby makes big bucks for the movies he’s in.. why doesn’t his woman spend a few of them and buy some makeup? Does she think she’s so beautiful she doesn’t need any, or did she realize she’s never going to attain “beautiful” and decided not to waste the time?

And in what world is it ok to appear on the red carpet with no eye make on? My local grocery store, yes… but there is no red carpet there! If she thinks it’s so unimportant, she should stay home. We’d rather just look at Toby and dream of him in tights anyway. heh

By: mimi in mo

mimi in mo — Sun, 10 May 2009 18:09:21 +0000

Maybe, but if he wasn’t an actor there’s no way he’d get a millionaire’s daughter either.

By: theotherme

theotherme — Sun, 10 May 2009 18:06:04 +0000

She is just nasty looking. I do not know why she is considered beautiful? If her daddy was not a millionare, there would be no way that a famous celebrity would even screw her, let alone marry her.

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:21:05 +0000

I take it all back: “Meyer is the daughter of Ron Meyer, President and CEO of Universal Studios”

She will be doing the upgrading.

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:18:49 +0000

I see an upgrade in his future. His wife has nice breasts but she looks like a typical Eastern Block gold digger. 5-10 years and he will replace her with a newer model.