Fergie Wants to Make Sure You Know She Has Breasts
May 10th, 2009 by Kelly
Just in case you hadn’t noticed them before, she put a big ole star on them and framed them with a… is that a gun holster? What is that?
The Dutchess did her best Tomb Raider impression on the red carpet at this Saturday’s 102.7 KIIS FM Wango Tango event– which does not refer to a Ted Nugent song, but a Summer Concert held in Irvine, CA.
Lady Gaga was also present, but turned the corner from delightfully insane antics to just plain old pyschosis when she started laying wet ones on Perez Hilton. Let’s all hope she soon goes back to talking to her tea cups.
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Fergie scares me. She looks like a man, and her hairstyle doesn’t do much to hide that.
An ex-boyfriend of mine was all about Fergie. I never understood his obsession; I think he may have been gay because.. well, who would tap that, besides Josh Duhmel? :/
wow, when did it become 1999 again?
KELLY!!!! don’t you know ANYTHING ABOUT EVILBEET!! sasha is gonna fire your ass in a hot minute if you dont get rid of that pic of perez!!! beet told me on twitter she doesnt like to give ANY press to perez good or bad. TAKE IT DOWN NOW.
I used to read his site way back when he was all fat and giggly. It quickly became apparent that he is a hypocrite of the worst kind as well as a misogynist and borderline pedophile. His impact on celebu-sheep is pathetic. Any celeb who befriends that guy instantly loses any hope of respect or admiration from me. They’re all so stupid and afraid, and he laughs all the way to the bank. I think women everywhere should boycott him. That alone would drive him back under a rock, where he belongs. Sure, everyone has flaws, but that dude has very, very bad mojo.
I agree 100%!! He’s a complete and total creep. You summed it up perfectly.
What is woith the anti-GaGa stuff? She’s a great singer, has a serious set of pipes, is great live, and doesn’t piss herself like Fergie. Sure, GaGa can be over the top flamboyant at times, but so was/is Elton John, who is a fantastic piano player and singer. I sometimes don’t understand the extremes artistic people go to, but to see people with their own opinions, style, and love for fun things is a fresh change from the no-talent idiots like the Kardashians and the Hiltons (though I adore Nicky).
I think you and the other writers are a little harsh on people who grab a li’l attention now and then.
oh lord, you didn’t just compare Chicky GooGoo to Sir Elton John did you?
Now stop acting like GaGa is the most impressive singer to hit the music seen a long time.
She’s not, at all.
From the songs I’ve heard she’s okay, not good nor bad.
She dress like she does for attention.
And do you know what attention whores get?
Bad press.
Wow, angry much?
She should get Thermage done on her cheekjowlthings. There’s really no need for those things in the modern age.
Eeeeewwww…Perez Hilton.
FERGIE needs a reality check. She thinks she has fashion sense and is soooo conceited. REALITY: FUCKKING UGLY BEAST WHO GETS UGLIER EACH YEAR THAT PASSES. Husband must be blind in bed too.
fergie has had lots of plastic surgery, What a waist of money.
P.S. did she sue.