Lindsay Lohan Comes Out Of Her Shell
May 8th, 2009 by WendieI promise you, that’s my only egg joke on this entire post. Apparently, Lindsay went a little nuts last night pitching a fit and eggs over the fence of her house. You can’t actually see that it’s Lohan hurling the little chicken abortions but aren’t we all in agreement that it’s totally her? Doesn’t she know we’re in a recession? Throwing perfectly good food at the heads of paparazzi just seems so irresponsible. Couldn’t she throw some leggings instead?
Also, what kind of car is that parked outside her house and what the hell happened to the finish of it?
I knew all this crazy Lindsay stuff wasn’t going to be over with any time soon. She’s eggceptionally insane. Oops.
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The car is a Bentley. As for the finish my guess would be a custom paint job.
Thats a Rolls Royce. you can tell by the grill.
Eggs are more like chicken periods, not chicken abortions, ya know?
Yup, they’re pretty much chicken menstrual periods. Delish!
I should’ve thrown an atomic bomb instead.
i meant SHE.
So, that’s Jay Grdina’s (Jenna Jameson’s ex husband) car. Does this mean they’re bumping uglies? Because that’s gross. :p
Maybe if the tabloids stopped harrassing her because they found her pain/dysfunction so amusing/interesting, she’d have a little bit of space to begin to heal. MAYBE.
I think I’d be throwing eggs too. Those paps should be arrested. Imagine
having those creeps on your property, shooting pictures over the gate.
Fair game if you’re out in public, but that’s stalking…
those eggs on the car will strip the paint if not removed shortly thereafter. hahaha, you’re talking about a nice hefty bill for a re-paint job.
And she wants to be taken seriously?
she’s the crazy one? she should be throwing molotov cocktails.
rolls royce phantom
Organic free-range brown eggs ~ how typically Hollyweird.
I’m surprised that Lohan would be the type to care about whether the chickens that lay her eggs are confined 6 or 7 to a cage for a year, then thrown into a wood chipper. (http://liberationbc.org/issues/eggs)
I mean, she does wear fur, so that doesn’t exactly scream animal welfare concerns. Someone else must be buying those eggs for her.