Who Wants To Be The One To Let Lindsay Lohan Know That She Isn’t Marilyn Monroe?
May 7th, 2009 by Wendie
Lindsay Lohan continues her self-fulfilling prophecy tribute to Marilyn Monroe in a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue. Listen, I think we all know that Lindsay is probably going to meet an early demise with pills scattered all around her skeleton-it’s a completely plausible theory. But that’s really where the similarities end between the two. The main difference between Marilyn and Linds is that Marilyn actually worked, cranking out a couple of movies each year of her career. Oh, and Monroe actually ate food. Why are celebs so eager to represent dead, tragic legends?
Speaking of tragic, it sounds like Lohan and Sam Ronson may be relapsing back to the days of yore. So stay tuned for more Twittering, more sidewalk brawls, more pisssed off neighbors, more coke!
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WTF-ever!
she’s still working, right?
OMG-cut the girl some slack already-geeez!
I don’t know why LiLo has this unhealthy obsession, but it seems like it’s been around since she first started drinking and drugging. Maybe she thinks it somehow makes her addictions less sad or something? I really have no idea, but the girl clearly needs some help.
I completely agree. She probably thinks it makes her more likable or sweet. something utterly ridiculous like that. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me given all the drugs she’s one that she thinks she IS Marilyn. I think she is clinging to someones who’s gone cause she doesnt have anyone real who’s living. What her Mom is going to help? or her Dad or even Sam? Sad.
I don’t think she’s thinking at all.
I just don’t understand why??? She doesn’t share a single feature w/Ms. Monroe except maybe that they both have boobs and are women? The whole thing just pains me.
agreed. they look NOTHING alike. Even more so b/c Linds is soooo thin now
That’s right. Marilyn was a famous actress who seriously studied her craft, She was known for her sexy, curvy body, her beautiful face, her breathy voice, her comic timing, and for loving famous men. Does any of that sound like Lindsay?
Did anyone else see Robert Altman’s “A Prairie Home Companion?” It was a pretty big mess and Linds stuck out as the biggest mess of all. I don’t think she can act or sing. I just don’t get why people like her, besides the fact that she’s a train wreck.
I don’t get it either – and I love LiLo.. but I just don’t get it.
geez this girl really is delusional. when he she going to drop the marilyn monroe shit? its like she is just going to keep going until people remember her as ‘the girl who wanted to be marilyn monroe’/
Wendie, you crack me up. I love this :)
Ummm….what makes you think she gets to pick the theme of the shoot? Don’t the Art Directors/Editors normally control that, and pay the model to, umm, I don’t know, model?
Sorry. I don’t think of her as sexy at all.
everyone’s allowed to have an idol.
Jeez, Wendie, you’re such a bitch. Self-fulfilling prophecy?? Marylin Monroe’s death was tragic and shouldn’t be used to draw similarities and differences to a girl with serious problems.
Speaking as someone who lost a friend THIS MORNING, death isn’t funny. Nor is it witty (as you so try to be).
Good lord, she looks so f* HOT…