Comments on: Zelda Lily Is Hiring!

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Mon, 11 May 2009 07:02:24 +0000

Yes, it’s end of the day Wednesday, May 13. I apologize for not including that in the original post.

By: -Vickyy.

-Vickyy. — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:51:33 +0000

Hahaha, I am here because I LOVE this site. But you’re one of those pathetic jerks who hates this site but you’re still reading what Beet writes. :)

By: Anya

Anya — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:50:12 +0000

Is there an application deadline?

By: A

Fri, 08 May 2009 04:48:30 +0000

Men are equally ridiculed on evilbeet, so I don’t see what the big deal is.

By: Kevinisstupid

Kevinisstupid — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:42:51 +0000

Okay here’s my application!

Hi my name is Kevin and Gwen Stefani’s husband is not the lead singer of Green Day.

P.S. Go females.

Did I win?

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:51:04 +0000

Damn, I strike out on the work ethic. I’m far too lazy to be considered a hard worker.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:08:14 +0000

I would like to apply for the position of “Devil’s Advocate”. My professional writing samples can be found (anywhere but) here. :)

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:06:45 +0000

If you don’t like what I write then shut the fuck up Vicky dicky hairy or whatever.

By: -Vickyy.

-Vickyy. — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:17:24 +0000

Oh my goodness, shut up donkey monkey punky whatever! Why are you on this site if you don’t like it?! Shut the fuck up.

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:15:15 +0000

> ” To apply for the paid position, you MUST HAVE professional experience writing for a major publication”

Oh shit. Beet won’t be able to work on her own website then.

By: Shaz

Shaz — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:47:48 +0000

What, exactly, is contradictory about it? I don’t find it strange at all that a strong, intelligent woman recognized her talents, found a profitable market for them and then worked her ass off to make her vision a (very successful, I might add) reality.

By: JR

JR — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:13:28 +0000

It’s the new feminism – bras and make-up optional, brains not required. Say what you will about Steinem and Greer inter alia, they were damned smart even if they were wrong about a lot.

Evil Beet as the voice of new feminism … hilarious. Maybe it’s part of a new humor aspect to EB?