Which One’s His Daughter Again?
May 6th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Hulk Hogan and his girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, made an appearance at Brooke’s 21st birthday in Las Vegas hotspot Pure last night. I have so much trouble believing that Brooke is only 21 years old. I feel like this girl has lived four lifetimes already, only two of which she’s spent ratting out her mother’s drug habit to the press. Linda Hogan was, of course, not there, unless she and her boyfriend are hiding in Jennifer’s breast implants. Actually, that’s unlikely, because those implants look like they’re older than Linda’s boyfriend.
And Brooke? Lay off the spray-tan, sweetie. Your father should not be your barometer for an appropriate face color.
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she looks like a dude in a fabulous blonde wig.
The Hogans seem like just one big peroxide blond incestuous family.
Good grief, she’s 21? She may be the only famous-type of that age who makes me, at 23, think I’ve aged well. Oh dear…
What about Ali Lohan? She’s about 53 but claims to be 15…
Brooke looks like an oompa loompa.
This family completely creeps me out in a Jerry Springer sorta way.
couldn’t agree more…
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Holy crap. She looks so old. How does a 21 year old even look like that?
i saw hulk and his girlfriend in the tampa airport last summer and at close range (less than 10 ft) my friend and i swore the girl was brooke. we felt a little bad once we realized it wasnt her.
lady elaine fairchild! from mr rogers’ neighborhood!!!
spray tan? doesn’t anyone just lie out in the sun anymore?
Brooke doesn’t seem very smart; maybe she doesn’t know how to get a real tan.
Any time I hear / read / see anything about this family, I walk away feeling like I need a shower. Yuk
Why isn’t she all over her dad for dating a kid like she is to her mom?
Because her mom is dating a 19 year old, while Jennifer is rumored to be 34.
Still creepy, but significantly less creepy.
His daughter is the man at the rigth
Jesus… 42 is the new 21 apparently.
All you can do at this point is pray that the amount of exposure to chemicals, and each other, has rendered every member of this clan sterile.
Why are these assholes still relevant?
Don’t you mock the Hulkster, woman
if i looked like a 43 year old at age 21, i’d just give up.
just give up.
her poor face needs to breath from all that makeup! that’s why she looks horribly old. gross.
Umm… Who’s who?
Watching their show always creeped me out. He has such an unhealthy fixation on his daughter. She looks exactly like the kind of woman he is attracted to, but she’s younger and is PART HULK. What could be better? It’s an unhealthy mixture of mid-life immaturity and a lot of narcissism.
they’re all orange, wtf. Look at Hulk’s skin color.