“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”

- Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay.

Selena Gomez, as far as young female starlets go, does not offend me in the slightest. She seems really sweet and she’s a UNICEF ambassador and then last night she went and covered a song by the original Selena during her show at the San Antonio Rodeo. The real Selena, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, is one of my favorite people ever. For Selena Gomez to pay homage to her and bring her music to the attention of a new generation of possible fans is very cool. Also, ummm… is that her on-again boyfriend Nick Jonas holding it down on the side of the stage?

This the little couple that just won’t quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It’s cool, though. I kind of dig that Paris has been slowly drifting out of the spotlight in the past year or so, like she’s over her life being completely fucking insane and her romantic entanglements being scrutinized by the entire world and she just wants something to be real and not sucky for once. I get that, and I’m happy things seem to be working out for her and Doug.

You know what’s funny about Paris’s outfit? It looks a whole lot like the outfit Snooki is wearing in this photo, but it’s painfully obvious that Snooki’s entire outfit cost about what it takes to make a square inch of Paris’s leggings. Ah, money.

Check out this New Moon parody put out by Funny or Die called Dark Moon. Props to Eve for the lip biting and Brandon T. Jackson for his breathy Robert Pattinson. It doesn’t matter if you’re a lover or a hater of the Twilight franchise (or in my case, generally clueless), you’ll find something in this you like.

There’s an 18 second preview out of Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” video and it looks really good. There’s kind of a 90s theme going on with the hair, make up and black-and-white background. And also, there’s a zebra with balloons tied to it’s head. And the song is one of the best of her new album. Thank goodness she did something about that hair.

The cause of Nancy Kerrigan’s father’s death was announced today and it does not look good for Nancy’s brother Mark, who is currently in police custody for the incidents surrounding the death.

From TMZ:

According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his house.

The Coroner says Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease.

That’s essentially strangulation, guys. And yes, the death has been ruled a homicide. So Nancy’s brother probably killed their father. Over the right to use the telephone. That’s very sad.

Beyonce and Solange’s dad Matthew Knowles is a dad once again. This time, probably to a much less remarkable child, but whatever. It’s a little boy named Nixon and he was born last Thursday. The mother is Alexsandra Wright, a sometimes actress who you may remember slapped Matthew with a paternity suit last October.

Alexsandra is going to court next week to try and squeeze some money out of Matthew, who at this point has not provided his former lover or child with any financial support. Matthew’s camp says that they’re holding out on giving up money until the results of the paternity test come back. Classy.

Alexsandra says that she and Matthew had a long, 18-month relationship. That’s whack. Matthew was married (and still is, although the divorce is in progress) to Tina Knowles. That leads me to believe that Matthew Knowles is insane. How can you cheat on the woman you created Beyonce with? That’s some insane ego tripping when you think that you need more in your life than the woman you created Beyonce with. No one can even believe Beyonce’s real she’s so perfect, so how could you turn your back on that? Love’s not real anymore, you guys. Just saying.