Quite Possibly The Most Terrifying Quotable Ever
May 4th, 2009 by Wendie
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
Shia LaBeouf sharing his secret and stomach-turning desire to bone his mother, in the Playboy article that Kelly wrote about over the weekend.
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Lol. That’s kind of grotesquely sweet. Or sweetly grotesque. Either/or.
GROSS! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Is that woman his mother?
Surely that can’t be the woman he was talking about? Gag me.
lolol it never registered that the photo is probably his mum.
After reading the quote I kept thinking okay, wonder what his mum looks like.
That’s not his mum is it?
lolololol
“Nobody looks like that woman.” Um…he looks just like her. He has some serious issues he needs to work through – yikes!!!
haahahah loves it.
Why does she look like she’s escaping from an English tea party at Ren Faire?
Haha! That’s exactly what I was thinking!
Since I like to do at least one good deed a day…
*Ring, Ring, Ring*…Me: Is this Shia LaBeouf?
Shia: Yes!
Me: Um, well after reading that playboy article about your desire to marry the likes of your mother and how she’s the sexiest woman you know…I was hoping you’d give 1-800-PSYCH-ME a call!
Shia: *pause*
Me: Oh, no need to thank me…I do it simply for a better world!
OMG I actually have a chance.
That was great!! LOL
… damn free-loving hippies…
We should set him up on a date with Susan Boyle, he would totally pounce on that.
LMAO!
what makes it worse for me is that his mother was sort of a nudist back in the day… so he has seen allll the goods. gag.
That is disturbing on so many levels. Woof!
He can call me Mum any time he likes. But in all seriousness…jesus. Too bad for any girlfriend of his that doesn’t get on with the mother.
Shia TheBeef(cake) considers himself a comedian so I hope to GOD he was kidding…
But no-one’s really answered… IS that his mom? Because I’m starting to question his sanity… Maybe all those Marijuana Holiday parties have rotted his brain.
Could someone please help me? What is the best way to get vomit off of your computer screen? I was reading about Shia and his mom….ah gaggg…happened again
EW WHAT WHAT WHAT
Congrats, future girlfriends of Shia leBeouf, I hope you like guys who shout out their mom’s name in bed.
wow, shia has an oedipal complex… just, wow….
Eh this is disgusting but i like him a little more now,wait…..am I gross? He really needs a better movie man gotta recover from eagle eye…LAME
Forgive me for being a “damn free-loving hippie” but I think it’s kind of sweet that he thinks of his mom so highly.
I didn’t read that as “I’m gonna go bang my mom right now.” But more of a “this is what I’m ultimately looking for, someone exactly like my mom.” I think it’s adorable, if worded a little strangely.
yes, it would be sweet if he was talking about her personality. however saying she’s the sexiest woman he knows and saying no one LOOKS like that woman…it sounds like he’s talking physically and that is a little creepy to me.
YES it’s his mother. what a stupid question.
There are some things you just shouldn’t say to a reporter. Unless you want a lot of publicity. Oh, right.
HAHA so much for him smokin pot from young and it never made a monster out of him.it looks like some symptoms take a looooong time to materialize,in a deadly and monstrous way.
lmao!!!!!
holy shit! i’m laughing to tears over here.
damn! i guess it’s a good thing he said this AFTER being no longer with disney, huh?
lol
This is so over the top that it begs to be untrue- “ethereal angel”?
That said, the oedipal complex is one of those stereotypes that I always hoped were more metaphorical than literal.
i def dnt beleive he said that.thats proly a fukkin rumor.