OMG YOU GUYS ELLEN POMPEO IS KIND OF FAT NOW
May 4th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Seriously look at that huge spare tire she’s sporting around her waist. Ewwww. I thought Ellen was all about eating right and exercising. Sheesh. What a poor role model she’s become, getting so fat like that.
If you’re reading this far rather than clicking immediately through to the comments to type out a misspelled diatribe in which you call me “FATT,” suggest politely that I “look in teh miror” and make the brand-new observation that I have a large forehead (you will spell it “FOARHEAD”) then you get to know the piece of information I save for only the brightest among my readers: Ellen Pompeo is pregnant. This is her baby bump. And she looks positively radiant. And I am genuinely happy for her.
If you’d like to check out even more photos of Ellen and her baby bump from that day, they’re over here.
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YES! I got to the part reserved for the brightest among the readers!
Is that the baby daddy in the picture too? Because he is fat. And uckenfugly. But Ellen looks cute.
no, her husband is not fat or ugly or white
Ummm…I beg to differ – her husband is definitely ugly.
ummm…i beg to point out that you are.
jay leno chin.
Sasha, UR SO FATT.
yah! and omg how dar you hav teh audasity 2 call ellin fat?! look in teh miror every wonce inawhile.
this post made me laugh :). she is glowing, and you are funny.
I saw an old episode of Grey’s the other day and it reminded me how nice she looked with dark brown hair – and also that I need to stop watching re-runs of TV and start doing revision…. blugh.
Hey Beet.
Cheers.
I love Ellen. and she does look radiant and happy! :)
Thanks again!
What? You just found out?
Slooooow.
Haha. This post made me smile :) I know what you’re talking about, my forehead is hu-ge :( Whatever.
Well you are ugly Sasha, you can’t change that! So i wouldn’t be talking, you might be fat too, we just don’t see all of you!
I’m guessing “a” is a sad lonely individual. My pity goes out to him/her/it.
Well you are ugly Sasha, you can’t change that! So i wouldn’t be talking, you might be fat too, we just don’t see all of you!!!!!!!!
Sasha makes mini me’s gf look good and mini me’s gf is usually ugly! haha
How old are you sasha, 50?
Don’t forget about your huge forehead or fivehead should i say beet!
you guys, how funny is it that the same person left the last 5 comments in a row??? They went from going by A to just anonymous, but all the times are like minutes apart. What a fucking re-re.
hahaha i was just going to skip the rest of the article to comment but then i read the next line haha
hehe, cute.
I know part of that post was meant to be funny, but between the three writers there is starting to be an awful lot of contempt for your readers showing up in your posts.
Sorry guys, my mom can be a real drag.
LOLOLOL JG!!!!!!!!!!! ftw
I am totally going to steal that quote and use it later.
Listen people…. so what if she’s not 20 Pds.? At least she has a few pounds on her!
i’m assuming this one skipped the rest of the article..
Then again, maybe me24 just tried (and failed) to make a funny.
Yeah your forehead is not your fault, you could stand to loose a few though doll and guess what? I read the whole post, and then insult you anyway. Not everyone that doesn’t like you is an idiot you know dear, they just happen to think you are. Keep your chin up though, there are plenty of idiots who will adore you to the end. Don’t get me wrong, I like your site and some of the things you say are funny. But sometimes you’re just a disgusting low class shallow bitch. Just *sometimes*
Did you intend to sound intelligent there? Because honestly, you only came off as a condescending bitch, “dear”.
Hey Abbi, ever notice how that avatar for “anonymous” is forever changing the name? The person even responds to his or her own comments under different names… Unless it’s a library or communal computer, someone is really riding the short bus.
Also, I want to know how you loose a few pounds? People are dee-de-dee sometimes, it’s hilarious.
Hey retard the avatars are random for anyone who doesn’t choose one, it has no connection to the Name that you go by.
And “anonymous” is given to any commenter that doesn’t provide a Name in the first place.
*didn’t choose this avatar*
Test
I do believe it goes by IP address. Perhaps you should stop ditching school now.
melissa, it actually doesn’t. that purple face is the same for any anonymous commenter, or anyone who leaves the email line blank. The avatars change according to email addresses. I have two emails addresses on here, so even though I am using the same name, the avatar changes depending on which email I submit.
see?
Anon, learn to use proper punctuation.
You can see anonymous straining to come off as intellectual. Sorry, DEAR, you failed. Not only do you come off as idiotic, but petty and mean as well. I’m glad you were able to utilize spell-check, though. It is too bad there isn’t a punctuation check.
Adorably cute, little baby bump.
LIKE OMG,,, BEAT IS MOST DEFFINETLY FAT AND SLOBBED OUT,, COME ON GUYS JUST ADMIT IT, SHES PRETTY DISGUISTING
awww, whats wrong beat?? cant take the truth?? is that y u deleted my comment,, ur skin is way 2 thin 2 ever be doing this job,,and pimply,, YOU SUCK BEAT GET A LIFE RATHER THEN DELETIN MY COMMENTS,,, PS YOU SUCK 2… LOVE CORTNEY.. oh ya i see u 4 what u r,, a big jealous snake
You aren’t the sharpest tack are you…
Ding ding ding, we have a winner. At least I can safely assume that the next time I am in the hospital it won’t be YOU performing surgery on me and the next time I am flying in an airplane YOU won’t be piloting it.
However, the next time I use the bathroom at Wal-Mart I expect it to be FREAKING CLEAN!!! You hear me?!?!? Ya damn amateur.
LMAO =)
ha :)
They don’t delete comments from EB unless they are like horrifically terrible. If someone insults them, they leave it up. You don’t read that often do you?
This post and the stupid comments are ridiculous, I’m not always one of of your biggest fans, I’ll admit, but even I get the sarcasm and silliness of this post. Congratulations to Ellen, I hope her baby is happy and healthy :)
She looks amazing!
wow… I am amazed at the callous, shallow, bitter, annoyingly illiterate responses to Beet’s posts. This is supposed to be a ‘fun” site poking fun at celebs. Do jokes sometimes get a bit harsh? Yes. But does that give any of us the right to personally attack Beet, Wendie, or Kelly? No. Their job is to be a smart ass about celebs and pseudo-celebs, but that doesn’t give any of us the right to personally attack anyone.
Reading these posts is really a sad commentary on society. At least get clever people, the “you’re ugly”; “your forehead is huge”; “your fat” posts really lack creativity and reminds me of Junior High.
And before you attack me… I know you are but what am I? or… Sez you…
I couldn’t have said it better myself, scottsme. I also think that Ellen looks the best that she has in years. Good for her. I hope that after the baby, she will keep a few of the pounds on her, it suits her well.
Thanks for sharing these pictures with us.
Oh, and if anyone has a problem with Beets sarcasm, you should meet my mother in law. My mother in law is a million times worse, and for that, has been kicked out of almost any store or restaurant she walks into…..love it, hate her!!
Seriously? IT’S CALLED SARCASM!!! Beet is just trying to be funny, which she succeeded in beautifully. I totally LOLD. Love you Sash!
OMG I was thinking “she doesn’t look fat she looks pregnant”