Comments on: Jessica Simpson Performs Miracle-Lands Vanity Fair Cover

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:57:03 +0000

Vanity Fair is one of the few magazines I can pick up and actually READ cover to cover without feeling like part of my brain has oozed out of my left tit. GQ and–surprisngly enough– Playboy, are two more.

By: Manda

Manda — Wed, 06 May 2009 01:24:00 +0000

Yeah, seriously!

By: leclaire

leclaire — Tue, 05 May 2009 06:56:21 +0000

LOL, my thoughts exactly.

By: Abbi

Abbi — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:36:07 +0000

UHM. Jess? You’re SUPPOSED to talk to your dad like he’s your dad. It’s not exactly healthy to regard him as a business partner, especially starting at 13. It’s actually ridiculous. Family and business should be separate.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:22:35 +0000

I was going to go with ‘asshole’ myself. Lol.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:21:16 +0000

Here here! Even on her worst day, her life is better than mine.

By: Jodiodie

Jodiodie — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:09:29 +0000

this just reminds me of all the terrible sucky “musicians” without talent that make the rolling stone cover these days….it’s depressing

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:34:57 +0000

“It seemed to calm her. She didn’t want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that’s all I could think of—it gilded each question in my mind: What are you working on now [that you’re fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?”

wow. What a super great writer (yeah, ok, after that quote the author went on to say that she isn’t fat nw… but still… annoying. Did Vanity Fair outsource this piece to Star or something?)

By: RiotGirl

RiotGirl — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:29:54 +0000

“We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.” -Jessica Simpson, regarding her Dad-anager.
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Talk about a prime “Taken Out of Context” opportunity!

By: Think Straight

Think Straight — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:24:54 +0000

If God were handing out “less than slender” bodies like hers, I’d get in line ASAP, foundation undergarments and photo retouching notwithstanding. I wonder how many women would jump at the chance to have her body AND her life. Thank God for less-than-emaciated-and-picture-perfect women!

By: GetYourAdverbsHere

GetYourAdverbsHere — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:05:45 +0000

“You call this fat?”

No, I call it “Photoshop.”

By: Robin

Robin — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:04:29 +0000

Hah, that article was amazing.