Comments on: Mrs. LaBeouf, Are You Trying to Seduce Me?

By: MarciaMarciaMarcia

MarciaMarciaMarcia — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:54:55 +0000

This story gets grosser by the second. And I thought my mom was weird because she didn’t have a maid and sit around all day drinking coffee.

By: Peter

Peter — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:51:46 +0000

I would pay any amount to see him naked. I just got the biggest boner just reading this article. I want him to be MY husband or life partner!

By: GetYourAdverbsHere

GetYourAdverbsHere — Mon, 04 May 2009 01:29:06 +0000

He makes my tummy tingle. It’s too bad he’s a midget, though. If he were tall he’d pretty much be a superhuman really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvow9MxTfE4

By: mireee

mireee — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:44:53 +0000

I would let Mr LaBeouf seduce me any day.

By: Manda

Manda — Sun, 03 May 2009 23:53:44 +0000

I love this guy!

By: Trini

Trini — Sun, 03 May 2009 22:26:52 +0000

He looks great hairy…
He looks great any how.

By: DanTheMan

DanTheMan — Sun, 03 May 2009 22:06:28 +0000

He’s got an uglier pube-beard than Keanu Reeves.

By: Beet Groupie

Beet Groupie — Sun, 03 May 2009 20:47:06 +0000

Whack-a-doo!

Would that work out for ya in Fargo?
And what about tampon strings? Spattering grease while frying eggs? UPS at the door? Wet spots on a sofa cushion. Sorry to be graphic but I feel these are valid concerns.

By: andylele

andylele — Sun, 03 May 2009 20:01:23 +0000

“LaBeouf in the buff”

That should be the title of his autobiography.

And I would totally buy it, too.

By: musicstudent

musicstudent — Sun, 03 May 2009 16:17:42 +0000

ok you are pretty funny, sorry about being mean. i think beet finally found some good weekend talent

By: YoMomma

YoMomma — Sun, 03 May 2009 16:08:32 +0000

Hey, my family always let me drink Manichevez on the holidays. So maybe his upbringing wasn’t so odd at all!

By: megan

megan — Sun, 03 May 2009 15:43:42 +0000

hahahaha. “naked connect the dots”? but i agree with you Kelly, i would totally buy his autobiography and read it. unless you were being sarcastic, in which case i don’t agree. hah. but i like Shia LaBeouf. Oh, and this title is hilarious.