Joel Madden Goes Blonde

May 2nd, 2009 by Kelly



joel madden blonde hair

Let me confess right up front that I am a brunette who dyes her hair blonde. Personally, I think that there is something about hot brunettes that makes them so much hotter than hot blondes. But I just can’t pull that whole “sultry” thing off, so I dye my hair.

Lately, there have been far too many attractive dark- haired celebrities going crazy with the peroxide bottle. The latest casualty? Good Charlotte singer and Nicole Ritchie Baby Bump-maker Joel Madden.

This look gets a big thumbs down from me. I think it looks orange and fake, and really washes out his face. But what do you think?


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19 Responses to “Joel Madden Goes Blonde”

  1. lolly says:

    well he’s a “punk” rocker so if he’s going to retain ANY of his “authenticity” it has to look fakey, like he did it himself with peroxide or Sun In. it can’t look like he spent hours in a salon chair. the hair doesn’t bother me as much as the tattoo sleeves. so ugly.

  2. trollydolly says:

    The clashing stubble hardly helps. Rank!

  3. Dee Cee says:

    A la-la L. A. fad tool.

  4. mmmhm says:

    He WENT blonde like 2 weeks ago.

  5. Gladys says:

    I think the correct spelling of the word is “blond”, except for “hot blondes”. If I remember correctly, “blonde” is used only as a noun, and for some reason only for females. As in, you are a bottle blonde because you dye your hair blond. Sorry to be so picky – the only reason I said anything is because your grammar is usually impeccable!

    • Kevinisstupid says:

      Blond — American
      Blonde — International

      Voila!

      • Dmarie says:

        In New Zealand we learned in school that blond = guys, blonde = girls..

        • Kevinisstupid says:

          ome writers of English may continue to distinguish between the masculine blond and the feminine blonde and, as such, it is one of the few adjectives in English with separate masculine and feminine forms. However, many writers use only one of the spellings without regard to gender, and without a clear majority usage one way or another. The word, especially the feminine blonde form, is also often used as a noun to refer to a woman with blonde hair, but American Heritage’s Book of English Usage propounds that this particular employment of the term is an example of a “sexist stereotype: that women are primarily defined by their physical characteristics”.

          Weird, I was always taught that blond is the same for both sexes and blonde is what they use in international English. Firefox is telling me blonde is spelled incorrectly but blond is not, and my Firefox uses American English!

          Confusing…

      • Abbi says:

        Funny because I live in American and over in the north east it has always been blonde, Strange because if you spell it blond people will tell you you are wrong.

  6. Tracy says:

    Boo. I don’t like it.

  7. Reno says:

    It is a terrible tone – his stylist needs a refresher course!

  8. anabelle says:

    “Lately, there have been far too many attractive dark- haired celebrities going crazy with the peroxide bottle”.
    Where is the attractive man here? I can’t see him…
    hahaha :P

  9. Melissa says:

    The eyebrows always give it away… you guys all know “the eyebrow trick” right?

  10. Shelly says:

    agree

  11. dd says:

    Aw he was just trying something new. I dont like it either but its not completely awful

  12. joan says:

    what i want to know is how he happens to have a normal hairline while his identical twin brother is totally receding.

  13. Trini says:

    dd’s avatar sums up my feelings for this pic.

  14. Cass says:

    Can we talk about how he’s Tobey Maguire now?

  15. SillyWilly says:

    I love Joel, no matter what he looks like i will always adore him. But surprisingly, i DO love his sexy hair!!!

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