Comments on: If You Can Read This, You’re Not Courtney Love

By: Beets Are Teh Suck

Beets Are Teh Suck — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:17:11 +0000

DMB rocks.

By: mithrandir

mithrandir — Mon, 04 May 2009 20:54:38 +0000

I agree. Sorry for Frances

By: Erin Gill

Erin Gill — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:00:50 +0000

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I can’t hang it on her- I’ve sent drunk texts to my sister that made about as much sense as this. Actually I’ve sent drunk texts to my Dad that made less sense than this.

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 03 May 2009 12:40:50 +0000

Hah, good try.

By: tee

tee — Sun, 03 May 2009 12:23:35 +0000

maybe she googles the bigger words etc…and copy pastes?? her keyboard really must loathe her in any case

By: mcbiscuit

mcbiscuit — Sun, 03 May 2009 02:59:47 +0000

I looked up orris as Courtney suggested, apparently it is a root used as a perfume base note. I looked up enfluerage as well, this is something to do with extracting essential oils. So she is trying to tell us something about the making a perfume maybe? Is she putting out a perfume line? Eau d’crank, I look forward to not buying that.
Now I think when she says ‘varainst’ she means ‘vereins’. I looked that up and I think it means a way of structuring your business sectors so that each has limited liability with respect to the others. So for example if you were to sue ‘Tommy Bass’, you would not be entitled to the earnings of ‘Tommy Law Firm’.
Now I feel really tired and I’m going to lie down.

By: kiwi!

kiwi! — Sun, 03 May 2009 02:27:29 +0000

Yay! Someone whiter than me!!

By: SNK

SNK — Sun, 03 May 2009 00:37:20 +0000

I feel for her daughter. How humiliating.

By: shannonhumphreys

shannonhumphreys — Sat, 02 May 2009 21:59:34 +0000

I think it’s something about Pamela anderson’s lawyers and how she pimped her to the Poison Dwarf and then some crap about Tommy Lee and how the space bar on her keyboard is on speed while her fingers are on some serious downers, but she can’t be bothered to go back and fix things before hitting the “submit” button.

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Sat, 02 May 2009 21:57:32 +0000

Orris (look it up im orris) right before they put the enfluerage in; it has taken about as long.

There was a reason after all and no i never ever would talk smack about Pamela. She’s, I’m sure, doing fine. She’s just fucked by her managers overhead and she’s owned by the Poison Dwarf (I pimped her to him, I’m sorry). She’s on my “aka” list and has loads of creepy varainst (aliases??) like P. Lee Anders. So is Tommy Lee. He’s also Tommy Bass and TOMMY LAW FIRM. Heh.

Um, I don’t know. I still don’t really understand what she is trying to say.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 02 May 2009 21:47:34 +0000

Lol!!! how scary!!

By: lolly

lolly — Sat, 02 May 2009 21:41:09 +0000

i had a nightmare once that somebody had switched all the keys around on my keyboard, and i couldn’t type. my words were like gibberish. i think this is what happened to courtney. i feel for her.