This pic is making the Internet rounds today — it’s Megan Fox and a 23-inch corsetted waist wandering around the set of her new film, the comic-book adaptation Jonah Hex.

I remember in college me and my friends were obsessed with these people who were obsessed with corsetting. I know that sounds weird, but someone found all these websites that were about corsetting where these women pretty much dedicated their lives to wearing tighter and tighter corsets until they looked totally disgusting. I’m talking WAY smaller waist-to-hip ratio than what Megan’s sporting here. We would check those sites every day. It fascinated us to no end. Then again, we were probably really high.

I did a little bit of Googling around, but the Internet is a way busier place than it was in 1999, and I’m having trouble finding anything like the kind of sites we used to look at. Anyone know what I’m talking about or where I can find them? Seriously I want you guys to see this stuff — it’s insane.

Update: Thanks to you guys in the comments for linking to this vid of one of these ladies. It’s totally safe for work, but it’s still VERY disturbing, so watch at your own risk.

Ooooh, I am SO EXCITED that she finally made a video for this song.

I didn’t even know that I already knew who Katy Perry was until I heard this song on her album last year. I’d first heard it years ago, on Pandora (probably on my Lindsay Lohan station, hee hee), and I’d fallen in love with it. I made it my MySpace song (back when I used MySpace) and I’d get all sorts of people emailing me like, “Where did you hear that song? It’s so amazing!!!”

I don’t know why it took Katy so long to do a vid for it, but I’m glad she did!!!

I often wonder if the people at RadarOnline are just nuts-because who really lives their life like this- but then I remember it’s Paris and read on.  They are reporting that a huge brawl broke out over…Paris’ rack.  And again, I felt the same feeling I experience multiple times every day and thought to myself, “Wait-didn’t I write this already?”  And I did.

So, yeah, some dude grabbed Paris’ rack, bottle throwing and general melee-like activity ensued while Paris danced on a table to her own song, Stars are Blind.  Why does Paris’ life so frequently sound like a 30 Rock episode?

In an ongoing attempt to keep the Swine flu contained, all parties that had physical contact with Hilton received massive doses of antibiotics as a preventative measure.  Okay, that last part is a lie.

Here’s RadarOnline’s version of how the events unfolded:

In one of the wildest scenes we’ve seen in a long, long time, Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were at the center of brawl early Tuesday morning in the club h.wood in Los Angeles.

A little after 1 a.m., while Paris and Doug were dancing a man came up to Paris and grabbed her chest, eyewitnesses told RadarOnline.com. Doug immediately pushed the guy away, but the groper’s pal then threw a beer bottle at Doug’s head. (He missed.)

The club’s promoter grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. At the same time, in all the chaos, someone pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. Those people converged around Paris to keep her safe from the fighting.

Meanwhile, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started it all by grabbing Paris’ chest joined in and was punching Doug.

Pretty good celebrity brawl so far, right? Wait, there’s more!

Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head. People were screaming in fear. (Ok, ok, that was us. But we heard other people screaming too!)

Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.

And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!

“I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust.  Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body — I’d be lying if I didn’t want to have sex with her six times a day…I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half.”

Dean McDermott explaining a toast he made to his wife in which he said, “to the sex we used to have,” which referred to the daily half-dozen carnal interactions that used to occur between him and “the most beautiful girl in the world” aka uh…Tori Spelling.

Also, can someone please explain to me how one has sex three-and-a-half times a day?  I’m sheltered.

Last night was the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past world premiere.  The basic premise of the movie is that Matthew McConaughey’s character is visited from past girlfriends.  Sigh-did I really even need to tell you that?  And it makes me wonder how good a movie is when you can glean the Christmas Carol-like plot just from the title.

Anyway, in addition to McConaughey and his hot girlfriend Camila Alves appearing, his co-star Jennifer Garner was also there looking post-baby fab.

Michael Douglas and Anne Archer both have roles in this flick.  It’s nice to see those two together again without a bunny boiling in a pot close by.  It also appears that Michael’s transition to being Kirk Douglas is nearly complete at this point.  It’s amazing what happens once you decide to stop coloring your hair.  Five short years ago I thought Michael Douglas was kind of a hot older dude that I wouldn’t mind doing and now I just want him to make me some hot cocoa and tuck me in bed.  Like I said-what a difference.

Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club…but a steakhouse?  I’m sure there’s some “piece of meat” joke in there somewhere.

I’m convinced that Samantha’s lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked where her Guns and Roses shirt was, but I have no explanation for trailer park-dwelling Pam.  Has she not worn out the coked out eyes and maxed out white hot pants look by now?  It’s.  Been.  Done.

Also there was Shannen Doherty and Vincent Pastore who looks like he ate an entire cow as opposed to your standard Porterhouse.

Recognize this face? If you’re over the age of 25, you definitely should. Anna Chlumsky played the precocious Vada Sultenfuss in 1991’s My Girl opposite Macaulay Culkin — you remember, the feel-good childhood-crush-gets-killed-by-bees film of the early ’90s? At the age of 8, I emerged from that film bawling. I was expecting Kevin McCallister and his wacky robber-thwarting antics, and instead what I got was a lifelong traumatic fear of bees. But I also came out idolizing Vada Sultenpuss and, correspondingly, Anna Chlumsky. I’d often wondered where she’d disappeared for during all this time.

Eighteen years later, Anna has two flicks showing at the Tribeca Film Festival — The Good Guy and In the Loop — and she’s as excited about it as I am! “You plug along and you do your work and sometimes a lot of people see what you do,” she said on the red carpet. “I think it’s so special that people know what I do. It all kind of comes together at once in this moment … I would be living under a rock if I thought that people don’t know the movie My Girl and that it didn’t mean something to people. I think that’s been the blessing of growing up and having every fan of mine tell me what it meant to them…And, yeah, people want to know what I’m doing and it kinda gives you a little extra umph when you’re doing your thing.”

During her absence from the big screen, Anna got a degree from the University of Chicago, worked for Zagat, and met her husband, Shaun So. “There are good guys out there,” she says. “There really, really are. You’ve just gotta be open for it. I think that I actually kinda got what I envisioned when I was 10!”

Good to have you back, Vada Sultenpuss!