The Yard Has an Opening If Anyone Needs a Milkshake

April 30th, 2009 by Evil Beet



Kelis Files for Divorce from Husband Nas

Kelis has filed for divorce from her husband, rapper Nas.

She is currently seven months pregnant with his child.


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10 Responses to “The Yard Has an Opening If Anyone Needs a Milkshake”

  1. Lalala says:

    : ( I loved them together

  2. sam says:

    WOW thats a surprise didnt expect that

  3. Tako says:

    Wow.. I’m shocked.. Good luck to Kelis..

  4. yeayea says:

    Sudden divorce while 7 months pregnant, i think nas might be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

    • SHaron says:

      That, or she’s way too hormonal to be making such rash decisions.

      • Trini says:

        THAT, or she just tried to suck him of the little “fame” and “*fortune*” he had and figured child support is a better way to do it than pretending she likes riding his milkshaker.

  5. rayn says:

    that picture says it all…

  6. Kelly says:

    That title is so clever I want to have genius babies with it.

  7. meesh says:

    best. caption. ever.

  8. ccc says:

    plz suck my cock

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