Who’s Classier? Samantha Ronson Or Pamela Anderson?

April 28th, 2009 by Wendie



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Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club…but a steakhouse?  I’m sure there’s some “piece of meat” joke in there somewhere.

I’m convinced that Samantha’s lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked where her Guns and Roses shirt was, but I have no explanation for trailer park-dwelling Pam.  Has she not worn out the coked out eyes and maxed out white hot pants look by now?  It’s.  Been.  Done.

Also there was Shannen Doherty and Vincent Pastore who looks like he ate an entire cow as opposed to your standard Porterhouse.


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31 Responses to “Who’s Classier? Samantha Ronson Or Pamela Anderson?”

  1. Beet Czar says:

    The best part of Lindsay and SamRo splitting is eventually not having to see this DJ Skank’s face anymore. She is such a tortured ‘artiste’ to be bothered so much; fade into obscurity quickly; she’ll still have her family’s money. And Pam Anderson is in need of an intervention… And she has a FUPA. ufffff.

  2. lexi says:

    Samantha is SO HOT!!

  3. Lorena says:

    I like Ronson in that pic. Sexy.

  4. Sarah says:

    Looks to me like Shlomo broke into LezLo’s stockpile of orange-tinted self tanner.

  5. XYZ says:

    I wonder what opinion Pam’s sons have about their mom…

  6. lola says:

    i am not even gay but the ronson chick is kind of sexy, girlcrush!!!

    • DivaJulia says:

      I swear to God. I started this Samantha-crush thing two years ago. I love her to pieces. She looks like she’s quick-witted, hilarious and a great kisser. Yeah, I said it.

      And Pam? Whoring her-PETA-self out at a steakhouse/strip joint. Happy effing Mother’s Day, boys.

    • Donkey Punch says:

      Really? If she was a guy she would be considered a skinny ugly nerd.

  7. Luci says:

    fantastic! jajaja

    I can’t decide!

  8. Shezzy says:

    I’d have to say SamRo is the classier lady. She’s wearing a trousers AND a hat.

  9. hotmilfchocolate says:

    neither.

    big pussy gets my vote.

    *giggle*

  10. Hautie says:

    Well on one hand… at least Pam wore a bra. But good lord she looks bloated in that outfit. If she would only try wearing something that fits would make all the difference in the world.

    Yet, at least she has stopped wearing all the black liner… but seriously what happen to her. She has aged 10 years in the last 3.

  11. Jesco says:

    Ewwww. Pam is soo icky. I don’t think the Hep C helps with her beauty issues. Or is it Methface I see? EXFOLIATE PLEASE!!!!

  12. cubsfan says:

    Wow, Samantha has some long ass fingers. I am assuming those come in handy (pardon the pun) when you are a lesbian??

  13. Jesco says:

    Ewwww….. Pam is icky. She needs to keep her Hep C/Methface home with her kids and stop thinking she’s remotely sexy. Washed up… and needs a good washing. Exfoliate!!!!

  14. catcatattack says:

    SamRo is living in the 80s.

  15. Crasshole says:

    Oh Dear. Pamela it’s time to start dressing your age. Your kids are old enough to be teased at school.

  16. Señor Loco says:

    Wow! When I look these pics I can almost imagine David Lynch in the background yelling “Cut!”

  17. Manda says:

    I HATE that stupid hat!

  18. Manda says:

    And I agree, Pam is too old for this shit. Kinda pathetic.

  19. ktb says:

    Why has nobody noticed that Sam is still wearing Lindsays Rick Owens leather jacket?

  20. lula says:

    i just don´t see the point on paying attention to a supposed, or not, coked out eyes and stuff….
    why allways comments like that? those aren´t helpfull…
    anyway..on the other hand…people pleease wear your ages on! you´re not seventeen for ever.

  21. dd says:

    mmm sam ronson <3

  22. Priscilla says:

    they both suck. but at least sam looks her age. pam looks like pure shit. greasy, oily, dirty. she looks like she smells like budussy.

  23. Dee Cee says:

    Sam has Pudgy ‘Smells and looks like Puke’ Pam beat with a hyper-kinetic but comically inept counterpart Barney Fife ‘kick me’ Lindsay’s lost Lesbo sign kinda of attraction.

  24. Sammy says:

    Oh, Pamela. Too much mutton dressed as lamb.

  25. LoveLindsay says:

    I was in denial that Samantha actually did that to her hair. Shaved on the sides? Really? This is a totally unacceptable practice.

    And Pam is gross. And a total hypocrite..I hope she enjoyed a wonderful steak dinner followed by throwing a pail of red paint on Shannon Doherty as she exited.

  26. quirkygirlkitten says:

    at least samantha wears pants in public.

  27. Don says:

    In answer to the blogs question… imo, Sam.

  28. musicstudent says:

    i hate that i still want to have sex with pamela anderson. but she looks way haggard i have to say

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