Your Daily Lohan
April 27th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Some stellar shots of Lindsay, sis Aliana and their friends relaxing in the Hawaiian sun this weekend.
How high do you think Lindsay was when she did that spray-on tan? It’s practically a Rorschach test. (Side note: I think this is the first time in my life I spelled ‘Rorschach’ correctly on the first try. Applaud me.)
Let’s play a game here: What do you see in the inkblots of Lindsay’s spray tan?
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What’s up with her boobs being so droopy? It freaks me out!
Holy bejeezus. I was going to say the same thing. Her boobs are freaking me out.
That’s what happens when you lose a TON of weight fast…your boobs get droopy…especially if they’re fake :(
Why do redheads try to be tan? It looks strange even under the best of circumstances. I would LOVE it if I looked better pale. I hate tanning of both the real and fake variety but I look like I have jaundice if I don’t .
I’ll play.
I see, shriveled human remains.
Oh wait, no, that’s just Lindsay.
Lately shes been looking rather, hungry, but in this she looks healthy and her hair color is better than it has been in 3 years. Oh and Lindsay, stop trying to tan and be orange, it just takes away from your looks.
Since when was death warmed over, healthy? Someone needs to get her some help before she does even more medical harm to herself.
It’s the map of how the swine flu will spread around the world… sadly, she will survive…
In the first pic I see everything!!!
She looks better than she did the other day, that’s for sure. Perhaps her patches of fake tan hide her bones. Badly applied tan is to thin people, what black is to ‘larger’ people.
Hawaii? Looks like she’s sunnin’ just off third base at Dodger Stadium.
was the beach too far away?
…that is a stupendously-unflattering bikini bottom. What the fuck, who designed that thing?
Oh man, I thought it was kinda cute. Gives the illusion that she has an ass
Haha, good point, I guess.
Why not comment that Lindsay IS READING? Oh my God!!! Something good, at least. Ok… “Jeffrey Gitomer’s Little Teal Book of Trust…” isn´s exactly my favorite kind of literature.. but anyway… it´s better to get a book than a vodka at hands.
This is like really heartbreakingly sad. She looks rotten. Like she died two weeks ago.
lmao dodger stadium ..I was thinking it looks a little bit like astroturf..weird
but i do think she looks a bit better, although those arms are way too skinny, they remind me of angelina jolie’s arms
Oh come you guys! She looks hot.
Right on. What a beautiful ass she’s got!!!
WHAT ASS?!!?! r u kidding?! i can appreciate a good ass, but hers is just non existent.
I see you have a thing for small children. Ugh.
BAHA nice tan. Her hair makes up for it though. It is lookin’ gooood.
My mind is trying to block her out and completely focus on that bag! Im sure its way out of my range but anyone know where to find it?
a good source told me sasha loves mini me’s GF”S TWAT HAHA, she’s a big ole dyke! Ask wendy! IT’s true you guys, she’s doing that girl that lived with mini me! Better watch out sasha, she’ll make fun of your beef curtains! OR YOUR BEET CURTAINS! hahahaha
lmao
Ha ha ha. Not true, but would actually be a killer PR stunt. I’ll have to ask her if she’s interested in planting something like that.
If you let off the shift button your apostrophes won’t turn into quotation marks.
Try it next time.
I know wat i’m doing bioth shut “YOUR” mouth mmmmmkay?
Ok….so no one else has said it…but I see a splotch of orange on her right leg that lookz like a penis. XD
OK, she’s got a wedgie and she’s a bit thin but she’s not orange – that’s just a little constellation of ginger freckles and they have the right to twinkle dammit. I can’t believe its only PlenusEnvy & me that think she looks hot – y’all must either have impossibly high standards or glaucoma.
I think she looks hot, I always think she looks hot though. I did prefer her with a bit of extra weight but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed now at all. Give her a break she just lost an important relationship. I become too skinny when I am stressed or lonely.
Yes – as friend of mine always says, wouldn’t kick her out of bed unless it was to f**k her on the floor.
Its Hawaii, Lindsay. You go tanning on the BEACH, not the golf course.
sam isn’t the only one that split her ass left her too!
lilo looks so perfect!
i see dead people…
she looks sickly thin. with that said, i would shag her, shag her rotten