Comments on: I ::Heart:: the Paparazzi (Oh and Jessica Alba Got a Speeding Ticket) http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/ Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:31:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: megan http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/comment-page-1/#comment-481636 megan Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:08:05 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=34105#comment-481636 Oh Jessica, what are we gonna do with you? I read that she got pulled over driving the wrong way down a one way street. And to top her stupidity, she was all "So to fight it I have to show up in court? Wouldn't that be your lucky day?" to the cop. Because, ya know, right after I see Jessica Alba I can die happy knowing that I was in the presence of such godliness. Oh Jessica, what are we gonna do with you? I read that she got pulled over driving the wrong way down a one way street. And to top her stupidity, she was all “So to fight it I have to show up in court? Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?” to the cop. Because, ya know, right after I see Jessica Alba I can die happy knowing that I was in the presence of such godliness.

]]> By: Canaduck http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/comment-page-1/#comment-481456 Canaduck Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:27:13 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=34105#comment-481456 Um, what the hell was she bragging about? Anyway, that was funny, Beet--I ended up listening to the Paparazzi after all and they sounded like the dumbest bunch of morons on the planet. I'm only sorry their arguments didn't go on longer. Um, what the hell was she bragging about?

Anyway, that was funny, Beet–I ended up listening to the Paparazzi after all and they sounded like the dumbest bunch of morons on the planet. I’m only sorry their arguments didn’t go on longer.

]]> By: Squeeziee http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/comment-page-1/#comment-481450 Squeeziee Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:16:42 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=34105#comment-481450 HA! I love the pap trash-talking =P so funny HA! I love the pap trash-talking =P so funny

]]> By: Spray on Abs http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/comment-page-1/#comment-481256 Spray on Abs Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:40:19 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=34105#comment-481256 OMG...Jessica Alba smiled? Remarkable.... OMG…Jessica Alba smiled? Remarkable….

]]> By: yeayea http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/26/i-heart-the-paparazzi-oh-and-jessica-alba-got-a-speeding-ticket/comment-page-1/#comment-481254 yeayea Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:34:54 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=34105#comment-481254 Are you really trying to brag about stupid things again? I for one am not impressed. Are you really trying to brag about stupid things again? I for one am not impressed.

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