Wanna Read Salma Hayek’s Emails?

April 23rd, 2009 by Evil Beet



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Of all the email accounts in all of the world, the kids over at 4Chan opted to hack into Salma Hayek’s. Why they couldn’t have done Lindsay Lohan’s is a mystery to me. It would have been way more interesting. But instead, what we have is Salma’s.

Screenshots of the shayek@mac.com email account, released by habitués of the online bulletin board 4chan, appear to be authentic. Breaking into the account was a simple matter of knowing Hayek’s birthday — September 2 — and guessing at her security word (they claim it was the name of her best known movie role) to reset the account’s password. Public-records searches show that the 323-area-code phone number Hayek listed in a sent email belongs to the actress.

The glimpses into Hayek’s life revealed by her inbox are fascinating, even if mundane: The stranger-suckling actress has been invited to America Ferreira’s 25th birthday party. She downloads a bunch of iPhone applications from the iTunes App Store — and she gets spam from Apple, just like the rest of us. As for the perks of being famous, a driver was scheduled to meet her flight arrving in Abu Dhabi. American Express has given her a new Gold card. (What, she doesn’t rate the exclusive black Centurion Card?) Balenciaga and Stella McCartney deliver designer clothes to her apartment. She schedules “Japanese face massages.” And she gets scans of stories about her in the celebrity weeklies.

Screenshots are in the thumbnails below. Prepare to be fascinated.


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71 Responses to “Wanna Read Salma Hayek’s Emails?”

  1. Cammy says:

    XXX-XX-XXXX

  2. Betty Boobs says:

    Post ending in 1 tells me what to reveal!

  3. Cristy says:

    Bullshit, let me try it.

    XXX-XX-XXXX

    If this doesn’t work, I am gonna fuck somebody up.

  4. Suzette says:

    This is an internet meme thread now. aha

    You forgot long cat is long.

  5. Anonymous says:

    345-09-5687

  6. Priscilla says:

    HAHA! i called melanie griffith heehee! i just got a message, it was her voice though. LOL I see her itunes were all free downloads. that’s what i do! hahaha

  7. Robin says:

    I was going to say get ready to get spammed by 4chan, a little too late I guess.

  8. mcbiscuit says:

    Good news Beet. LiLo tweeted that her b’berry got nicked, so you may get to read her emails after all.

  9. BEET YOU SUCK says:

    BEET SUCKS MINI ME”S EX GF”S TWAT!

  10. BEET EATS PUSSY says:

    Beet Loves Dumb Twats like Mini Me’s Ex!

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