Lindsay Lohan on Ellen

April 23rd, 2009 by Evil Beet



As Wendie mentioned this morning, the rotting, hungover corpse of Lindsay Lohan appeared on Ellen Degeneres’ show today to talk about Samantha and the “rumors” about her life. Now we have the clips. Enjoy.


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46 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan on Ellen”

  1. Mercedes says:

    Beet, tell Wendie to change the post about Gavin being in Green Day. I think it’s driving a lot of people crazy, including myself, and she’s not getting a clue.

    • Wendie says:

      An error on a band name is SERIOUSLY driving you crazy?

      • Mercedes says:

        Yeah. Otherwise I wouldn’t have put that comment.

        And if you notice there’s ton others.

        • Wendie says:

          Not to mention the numerous emails that flooded my mailbox. It’s just such a huge amount of passion over something so trivial. Fascinating, us humans.

          • Sorry but its your job says:

            As a site you two need to figure out if youre going for ” this is comedy and we dont give a shit about the facts” or “these are facts and we are injecting a tad bit of humor”

            So yes if you are “reporting” then you need to get your facts straight otherwise people will think allof your “reporting” is false.

            But we all know this is all recycled news from other sites.

          • Kit-Kat says:

            Lol Wendie, ahhh what would we do without your witty remarks? :D

            People who are so fed up with it either are a)anally punitive, b) obsessed/defend green day or c) idiots who have nothing better to do.

          • Wendie says:

            @Kit-Kat…I don’t mind when people point out an error. We all make them. I’m sometimes just surprised by the level of passion.

          • thatLisa says:

            Wendie… I won’t lie… you mistaking Green Day for Bush makes me want to literally break my computer and chew off my face. HOW DARE YOU?!?!?? waaaaaaaaaaaa

            ha. kisses Wendie!!! angry comments are really starting to grow on me. Before they irritated me, but now they kinda just make me laugh. I think this was your evil plan…. you made the mistake on purpose, huh? I’m on to you ;)

          • thatLisa says:

            oh and to Sorry but its your job

            “But we all know this is all recycled news from other sites.”

            DUH. that is pretty much the definition of a blog.

      • Tako says:

        Wtf people, the post is about Lindsay.. I don’t understand why people get so obsessed with this shit.. We all have opinions, and other people could or could not like them, so fucking what? Get over it, leave Wendie alone, and say something about Lindsay, that’s the reason for this post..

    • Jeremy says:

      Both of those bands suck, no one cares.

  2. thatLisa says:

    gosd, linds’ hair must weight more than she does now :( I’m surprised they didn’t talk about it.. but maybe ellen was asked not to? I thought it was a pretty decent interview… and I LOVE Ellen.

    and she’s friends with natalie portman? really?

  3. Amy says:

    What’s up with the voice of disdain? C’mon, we know you love her, Beet.

  4. Amy says:

    What’s up with the voice of disdain? C’mon, we know you lover her, Beet.

  5. TrilCril says:

    She is extremely skinny! She looks like a walking skeleton

  6. Klipper says:

    What exactly is it that she does that gives her the opportunity to be on a talk show anymore? I mean, some chick that used to act broke up with her girlfriend and started doing coke again. I’m sure there are a lot of girls that look as though they’re in their early 50’s that can say the same thing.

  7. Just Saying says:

    I still love Linds, but how many times did she say she “wasn’t gay”? Ellen is the pall bearer for women loving women. Get a clue, Lohan.

  8. Kit-Kat says:

    I agree with JustSaying, she’s been denying her sexuality to the press 24/7 yet now she’s all accepting of the end to her relationship. Wtf?

    There is so much bullshit that is seeped in her comments along with a billion “like”s.

    Its ridiculous, especially when she says she wants to “focus on work”. Bullshit, she knows shes a diva and shows up half the time to sets.

    What a pathetic, waste of time-interview..

  9. Wendie says:

    Sasha…are you starting to see the light w/Linds?

  10. Tininha says:

    She needs FOOD.

  11. mobby says:

    This was a dumb-ass interview. She mumbled her way through it. I had no sense that she was really getting on with her life, only that she was waiting for Samantha to return to her. I would have preferred more of the kid who wrote the book “How to Talk to Moms” instead. At least he was entertaining.

  12. Ahn says:

    Just for shits n’ giggles, play both clips at the same time. That’s exactly what I hear every time she opens her mouth.

  13. Dani says:

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s talking like Paula Abdul?

  14. FamousPenName says:

    Since when is she friends with Natalie Portman??????

    Let’s see if she really starts working on a movie in October..

  15. Kwil says:

    Repetitively waving her hands while she talks, touching her hair, cocking her head and ending her sentences with “you know”.. all point to BULLSHIT/ BAT CRAZY/LOSER

  16. Tako says:

    Somebody told me she dissed her mom on the show, but i guess i wasent paying enough attention or something, because i didn’t see that… It was on some radio station, they said.. I just couldn’t find it in the videos.. Did anybody notice something like that?

  17. LoveLindsay says:

    she didn’t diss her mom, she was talking about how hurt she is when negative comments are made about her, and how she was a great mother

    I thought this interview was good, it started off a little awkward but improved as it went along.

    I smell a comback people!! It’s happening, it really is!

    ..and yeah, that natalie portman thing really threw me, who would have expected that? weird

  18. Lou says:

    Lindsey is young and maybe not too bright.

    Still I think she has a lot of potential as an actress and it is so sad to see anyone self-destruct.

  19. Ashley says:

    I agree with Lou. I’ve always though she could have a worthwhile career if she would get her act together. But I’m afraid she won’t. She said she has amazing people around her. I hope so, but I’m sort of doubting that.

  20. JodiOdie says:

    I loooove how ellen was dropping major hints that she should take some time to get her life together and not go to clubs and then wow what a fatal logic stragey “what-should I not go to the grocery store too?….I can’t just lock myself inside”

    WOW anyone who has ever been to any kinda recovery system knows you stay away from sh*t that makes you wanna drink oh “you like music” lol LOL LOL ok ummm concert anyone?

    PS: her legs were scaring me a little EAT WOMAN!

  21. Kitty2000 says:

    “I’m responsible and I can be on time.”

    Well hell, somebody hire that woman!

  22. we all know that lindsay is talented when she does work, but this was a sad display of someone who is literally like a grape dying on the vine. she looks so sickly to me. ellen was quite candid with her and i appreciated that.

    the fact that she denies she’s gay is fine with me. she probably is not gay and not straight and just going where she can feel loved. the girl is starving in so many ways.

    she also has always said she wants to get back to her “work” or her “craft” and its BS. she is hoping that samantha comes back to her and she would get all wrapped up in the drama of it all again. from the interview I also could tell that the restraining order situation was true. they did serve that. she gets so crazy that they didnt want to chance her ruining the event.

    if lindsay would seriously drop all her baggage and get back to work we would all be better for it cuz she is good when she does what she does best but i have a feeling we wont be seeing that for quite some time. she might just end up like those sad sad sad disco queens from idol on wednesday …tht was a washed up mess.

    ps. gavin rossdale is the lead singer of green day, right! LOL the peeps got to calm their s.h.i.t.e down about that. it cracks me up that the whole of the comments section has been about that greenday/bush thing.

    hang in there ladies. i love this site..regurgitated or not. its goooooood

  23. dee1 says:

    lindsey looks like a meth head n a fancy dress,but she makes less
    sense.

  24. c. says:

    i started watching Lie to Me b/c of this site, and if you use those tells to determine if Lindsay is lying, she SO is!!!!

  25. hotter version of lindsay24 says:

    Who gives a F@! Bout’ LL? Have Nick Jonas On Her SHOW,Oh Wait…. He’s too coll.{Ha,ha}

  26. hotter version of lindsay24 says:

    i meant cool

  27. Trini says:

    I feel sorry for her.

  28. Joe says:

    I would like to fart on Lindsay’s leg

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