Susan Boyle Offered $1M to Lose Her Virginity on Camera
April 22nd, 2009 by Evil Beet
It was really just a matter of time before this happened:
Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.
The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.
“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.” …
If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on – you guessed it – Virgin Airlines.
I got emails from a few readers asking if this was true.
Let me explain something clearly: Yes, this is true. It is true that a stupid porn company made this offer. It has nothing to do with Susan Boyle and everything to do with PR. They did not make the offer with the idea that Susan would take them up on it — of course she will not — they made the offer so that papers like the NY Daily News and blogs like mine would write about their porn company. This is what we like to call a “PR stunt,” and an exploitative one at that.
Also, wanna know what I think is funny? No one believed Britney Spears when she said she was a 16-year-old virgin, but no one’s even begun to doubt this 47-year-old woman on that point. We’re an amusing society.
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people are pigs.
and i can’t believe how she has never been kissed…. of seen much uglier human specimens getting tapped by numerous people because they put themselves out there so much. susan obviously has more self-respect than that, however.
what does putting yourself out there have to do with the amount of self respect for oneself?
some one decides that they want to go out and make a try instead of staying on the sideline, we they person has just as much respect for themselves as susan, and more than someone that is trying to self inflate thier view of the world
they call her “homely,” but i bet she looks better than a lot of celebrities her age when they take off their makeup!
completely agreed
I for one think she looks terrrrrrible for her age. She is probably the oldest looking 47 year old i have seen in my life.
That left me wondering… if she accepts the offer, is she able to fly back on Virgin airlines????????
OH HA HA god your hilarious, where do you get your material from god so original, twat!
@ jeremy – LMFAO!!
jeremy you are funny
and to the other
have a sense of humor
jeremy u are funny
but tbh its all just stupid
but the other dude its only a laugh
i found it funny
i thought she was a boy. i googled her name and the images were of her.
Why do people feel the need to take digs at Britney at every chance they can?
Obsessed for haters.
Obviously you’re unaware that the Beet loves Pop Princess Spears.
Eww…
I’ll be honest, while it made me laugh when i heard it in the morning, i think it’s rude.. I don’t think she’s the kind of girl that would get all excited about doing porn or being on the cover of an adult magazine, and even if this is just a joke, and just for the company to make us talk about them, i think they should think a little bit about the poor woman, who i believe, must be feeling pretty damn insulted by this shit.. I think it’s rude.. But kind of funny at the same time, i must admit..
Wow, that’s fucking horrible. If that was me, that would be more than enough shit to keep my ass out of the famous life scenario.
I mean really, who in their right mind would fuck a woman named “Boyle” anyways?
no no britney was hot and after that rolling stones cover that was her choice ofcourse no one believed her .
But Susan Boyle mate i would rather watch 2 girls 1 cup than look at her face and that was savage.
Even if she did ever take them up on that, they’d have to offer the male star double or triple that, cos that’s what it would take for me to hit that.
Sadly, oh yes, this is true. I worked for Mark Kulkis – he launched Mary Carey into what fame she has by running her for Governor, then driving her into porn (before him, she did softcore and stripping, but no girl-guy hardcore).
He used to be a clever dick, inserting his porn PR into offbeat occurrences. Now he’s just trying to interject his name and the company name where- and whenever he can. And with regard to Susan Boyle (who I think seems talented and dear and clever) he should butt the hell out. Don’t sully her spotlight.
Fim do mundo!!!!Falta de respeito eu não teria coragem de assistir não pela aparencia dela que eu acho normal para uma senhora de quase 50 anos do interior e que mora sozinha, e duvido que ela aceite.
susan boyle is a princess, i would let her hold my hand and i would proceede to cuddle her xxx
Susan’s never been kissed but she’s gotten plenty of cock.